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I used to really like the ✨ emoji but now she's best friends with AI and I feel like I can't trust her anymore

NO do NOT let them win. We can save her. We can wrest her association back from AI. She doesn't deserve this and we can't abandon her.

Apples are a type of fruit.

one day i will crack my back in a way that will solve all my life problems

Maybe the most damming thing about Nolans odyssey is i haven’t seen a single gifset from it

don't let being born a girl stop you from being the man your father never was

unfortunately men as a category of people really are bad enough that i think if i was given a big red button i could press that would just kill all of them i would throw the babies out with the bathwater and do it. and i know what you're thinking, the guy reading this, youre thinking thats so mean. im nice. im a nice nonthreatening guy. i dont want to be thrown out with the bathwater. well i'm here to tell you that there's hope. you can redeem your gender by working to make the ratio of killable dipshits to normal dudes less obscene. you can either kill the killable dipshits yourself or in any other way make their killable dipshittery less of a problem for the rest of us. that's your path forward. thank you for understanding.

you need to do a little dance in the kitchen. it is vitally important for your health that you do a little dance in the kitchen. you understand

the bisexual woman is so crucial to the atmosphere

for spreading stds

babygirl ima say this as gently as i can u need to kill yourself