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ITS FUCKING REAL???

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The Bongcloud Counter-Gambit: Hotbox Variation

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girlbloke

giving unread book back to the library makes me feel like i should be shot

unsentimentaltranslator

The fact that some people say things like this while other people think it’s totally fine to starve children is something that really should be talked about more.

girlbloke

period i am against that for sure

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apolladay

What do you consider the floor?

Anything you're standing on (literally anything)

Natural ground in any enclosed space (caves, freestanding awnings)

Natural ground in any man-made construction (closed tents, permanent pavilions)

Man-made ground in any context (roads, sidewalks)

Man-made ground inside a temporary structure (freestanding awning on concrete)

Man-made ground inside a permanent structure (hardwood, vinyl)

Voting ended onJun 8

Each category goes beyond what's in parentheses, I just wanted to add some examples.

#any surface im standing on thats solid and level enough that i can walk around

trying to vote in the us is so frustrating cuz even left leaning candidates in a liberal state will just be like “healthcare is a human right” and “climate change is bad and a problem” and “people should be able to live in a house.” like these shouldn’t be the pinnacle of your political stance these should be the bare minimum standards for having any power whatsoever. i get that this is as left as they can reasonably be without causing some huge scandal, but come on.

#us politics

theconcealedweapon

lemonic-absurdity

i am this generation. ive come to realize that even if the american government does eventually get its shit together and elect someone decently competent and benevolent, i won’t be able to recognize it. my distrust and lack of faith in the system is too deep to be alleviated by anything less than a complete dismantling of the entire country as an institution.

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genderfluid-offical

"explain your answer" no. i used a calculator, and i do not care about this class

#ok but #any question where you can simply put numbers in a calculator and get an answer should not need to be justified #what are you even supposed to do #mathematically prove the validity of the operations you’re performing?

petewentz-

It's fun being queer and weird and unconventional until you remember you live in a society

tall

lemonic-absurdity

my schedule, as a fool

peachdoxie

soooo tired of sex and romance always being tied together in committed relationships in fiction. I want fiction where the characters are 1) utterly devoted to each other 2) regularly fucking each other's brains out 3) not at all romantically inclined. the romance can go, but the devotion and fucking can stay.

#what exactly are we removing?#i was under the impression that romance just refers to the intersection of devotion and fucking?#is there some other component ive never heard of?

scramratz

Remember "Reduce, Reuse, Recycle" ? I feel like there's been a distancing from the "reduce" and "reuse" part and a favoritism towards "recycle" by corporate American.

Capitalism can still thrive with recycling in the mix. You buy Plastic Thing 1, throw it away after one use, and they take that and recycle it into Plastic Thing 2 and sell it back to you. All while continuing to harm the environment.

Reusing puts a damper on things. They can't sell you Plastic Thing 2 when you're still using Plastic Thing 1. Plastic forks, for example- there is literally no reason why you can't reuse plastic forks more than once (aside from maybe microplastics, but it's too late for that)

Reducing is the one everyone wants to ignore. Just don't buy Plastic Thing 1. You don't need Plastic Thing 1. Pick up a set of metal forks and use those for years. Convenience is killing the planet

ladytabletop

the slogan is in that order for a reason! It is listed in order of effectiveness and impact; if you can't reduce, reuse. If you can't reuse, recycle.

cwicseolfor

Refuse what you don’t need

Reduce what you can

Reuse everything still in working order

Recirculate what you don’t need by sharing or selling onward

Refurbish what’s fallen out of good condition so it lasts longer

Repair what’s broken altogether

Repurpose what can’t serve its original function

Recycle what is unsuitable for repurposing

What goes unsaid here is why they’re all “re-“ prefixed: it’s about circularity. Keeping the resources in use means that we don’t have to keep incurring the environmental costs of production over and over on infinite one-way trips of new stuff starting in the earth, through human society, and right back into the earth in landfill.

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apolladay

Am I a "bad" Canadian for not giving a sweet flying fuck about hockey?

yes

no

Voting ended onMay 16

#am i a bad american for not giving a rats left ass about football?#probably #but being a bad american is probably a good thing

ourladyamalthea

u see ultimately the silt verses understands that the best way to write a het relationship is if they never kiss or have sex or do anything at all explicitly romantic and then the guy* half of the equation dies in the dirt. hashtag true love. (suddenly very serious) and it was true love. it was.

strawberry-crocodile

personally? i enjoy being a fan of characters who have done Wrong. i like when a character is not a perfect victim, has hurt people, has transgressed, has done bad things. sometimes its nice to feel the sting yknow? and to recognize that a character is not a flawless perfect victim, but is deserving of understanding and compassion anyway. a lot of people in fandom refuse to let go of moral absolutism and its... rough.

strawberry-crocodile

great now name a female character you feel this way about in the next 30 seconds or another hostage dies

#carpenter siltverses #tsv

if i report every ad i see as malicious (because advertising is an inherently malicious practice) can they genuinely do anything to stop me

#advertising

whyenn-reader

firm believer you can't be a ''good person''. too much niuance to life.

whyenn-reader

you can be good (adjective) but you cannot be good (identity)

lemonic-absurdity

what is identity but a loose collection of adjectives

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Glass of water (oil on canvas) Artist / Emma May Riley

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EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING THIS IS AN OIL PAINTING

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Glass of water (oil on canvas) Artist / Emma May Riley

#now someone paint a glass of oil w watercolors

dreadwedge

“Try to imagine a tower of cubes which stretches to the sky. Try to imagine the cube at the very top of the tower. Try to imagine a door in the side of the topmost cube. Can you imagine walking through that door? Do you know what’s inside?”

— Question from a diagnostic assessment for a mental illness I’m trying to invent

lemonic-absurdity

try to imagine all your thoughts are squeezed inside a cube and the cube is in a garden but the garden isnt real and the cube is made of nothing now lets imagine we're in a library and theres loads and loads of books and they represent the cube and the cube is actually you

#dhmis

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