MidnightTease118

I’m scared what it says about me that I found Dan’s Instagram reels more funny than Phil’s TikTok’s… help

The best part of the beach is pretending to fight the ocean by beating the shit outta them waves

I always lose but it makes me feel important, and it’s fun

I don't want to be negative but I do think we need to kill some of these people

me disassociating when my boss at work chews me out

i know we always joke about yaoi overdose on here but i do believe if dan and phil end up posting their reaction to heated rivalry some of us may genuinely die

so you agree? you would have kissed if you weren't in the presence of an untrustworthy taxi driver?

Pisses me off how good Shakespeare actually is. Like yeah he's actually that good. People hype him up like he's the best English writer ever, and yeah he's actually an S+ tier writer.

Insane that he did all that while naming his characters shit like Count Evilcount and Peter Penissex.