sick little uchiha sister head canon
Warnings: if someone is scared of grammar errors any of my work is completely off limit for you. Say if I miss any
. ⁃ you were sick because of the last mission ⁃
⁃ The mission was in Amegakure ⁃
⁃ And it looks like you’re immune system don’t like the rain ⁃
⁃ It wasn’t that bad tbh it was just a cold ⁃
⁃ Or that’s what you tried to explain you’re family at least ⁃
⁃ Because for them it was like you were on the very verge of death ⁃
⁃ Itachi was the most calm one out of them all ⁃
⁃ It really was just a little cold and he knew that ⁃
⁃ But SOMEHOW didn’t bother to try and explain it the Rest because they aren’t listing to you ⁃
⁃ That put him one place lower on you’re list ⁃
⁃ Ok fair enough you once nearly lost an arm on a mission and shrugged it off ⁃
⁃ I mean literally. You shrugged and then the stitches Teared up ⁃
⁃ So them thinking you play you’re sickness down wasn’t out of character for you ⁃
⁃ BUT COME ON THAT WAS ONE TIME ⁃ ⁃ Anyway back to itachi ⁃
⁃ He buys Medicine, looks how you are and basically is you’re doctor ⁃
⁃ God forbid You’re big bro ever goes on a mission when you’re sick ⁃
⁃ But now let’s go down the rope of „is actually responsible whit you“ ⁃
⁃ So the next one on the list is ofc Shisui ⁃
⁃ Tbh Shisui actually is also a very good doctor ⁃
⁃ He even took a free day to take care of you ⁃
⁃ (He faked an injury so he could stay home) ⁃
⁃ But there needs to be a reason why he is in second place ⁃
⁃ And this is while Itachi is actually pretty strict whit you Shisui try’s to be strict but fails the second you use you’re puppy eyes ⁃
⁃ It got so bad that when it’s time to take you medicine and itachi isn’t home he needs to wear a blindfold ⁃
⁃ Just so he can bring himself to give you you’re medicine ⁃
⁃ And even then it isn’t even guaranteed ⁃
⁃ To say it in Sasuke‘s words „Damm you and you’re cuteness“ ⁃
⁃ And the 3rd place on the rope is drum roll please……… Sasuke ⁃
⁃ Yes a 16 Year old overthrown 2 adults in responsibility. ⁃
⁃ No I don’t make the rules ⁃
⁃ I technically do but my point stands ⁃
⁃ So anyway back to the Head canon so I stop fighting whit myself ⁃
⁃ The reason he is on the 3rd place also is pretty justified ⁃
⁃ Look he is your twin of course he isn’t as responsible like itachi or try’s to be like Shisui. ⁃
⁃ But he also isn’t no help at all ⁃ He is just in the (unspecial) middle (A/N: LOSER) ⁃
⁃ Also sasuke had the same Mission as you. No Idea why he didn’t get sick. ⁃
⁃ But he did annoy you about it. Stating that his immune system is stronger then yours. Just like the rest of him. ⁃
⁃ You did to punch him for that. ⁃
⁃ But because you were sick it wasn’t a really strong punch ⁃
⁃ wich led to more annoying on you’re being even more angry ⁃
⁃ You’re totally gonna hide all tomatoes in the house the second you’re healthy again ⁃
⁃ Sasuke knows quite a bit about medicine because of Sakura
⁃ Not enough to be a doctor but to help you. ⁃
⁃ (He only uses his knowledge to later on brag to you) ⁃
⁃ Time for our 4th place. Obito. ⁃
⁃ Ok ok listen. This man is a HORRIBLE doctor by any means. ⁃
⁃ But he has rin who is one of the best Medi-Nin‘s in konoha ⁃
⁃ But sadly being one of the best doctors in the villageshe is needed like all the time at the hospital ⁃
⁃ When he heard that you were sick This man RUN to you in sonic speed ⁃
⁃ And dragged everything whit him. ⁃
⁃ Kakashi,rin and his ramen included ⁃
⁃ Didn’t even notice he did ⁃
⁃ oh and he gives Kakashi 100% the fault in you being sick. ⁃
⁃ Like I said HORRIBLE DOCTOR ⁃
⁃ Most of the time fights whit kakashi
⁃ The only reason he isn’t on the last place ? ⁃
⁃ Rin is an awesome doctor. ⁃
⁃ And madara is WAAAAAYYYYY worse ⁃ Ok in his defense he grew up in war ⁃
⁃ In his time the only thing that allowed someone to take a break from training or fighting was death. ⁃
⁃ BUT GOD FRICKING DAMIT ⁃
⁃ remember when I mentioned that you nearly lost an arm ? ⁃
⁃ Well may I show you the exact conversation that happened ⁃
⁃ “So can you still hold a kunai whit that other arm?” ⁃
⁃ “I guess I could try” ⁃
⁃ “then why are you being so that lazy and aren’t training ?” ⁃
⁃ Safe to say he isn’t allowed in you’re room when you’re in any way sick or injured ⁃
⁃ He still goes In your room tho.
⁃ He is madara. Ghost of the uchiha ! Rival of the 1st Hokage ! Nobody forbids him from seeing his favorite Grandchild ⁃
⁃ Expect itachi…………………………. ⁃
