When things go South

I don’t care what the Founding Fathers would have wanted, I don’t care if Jesus was a hippie or not, I don’t care what Marx prescribed. I can’t take living in a world where we’re all servants of long-dead men. You know what happens if you make a law the Founding Fathers wouldn’t like? Nothing, they’re dead and they’re never coming back. I’m genuinely envious of countries that can just make whatever laws they want without worrying about how 18th century agrarian noblemen would have seen it. Stop arguing that Jesus loved the poor too, what he loved or didn’t love is irrelevant, he doesn’t get a say in any of this. We could have a country that isn’t shackled to these ghosts if we collectively wanted to.

This is gorgeous.

“minecraft creeper song meme” EXCUSE YOU, that is Revenge, a parody of Usher’s Dj Got Us Fallin’ In Love Again sung by Igor “TryHardNinja” Gordienko featuring Jordan “Captainsparklez” Maron, and I will NOT have it slandered like this

they are building a house!!! a little house!!!

I’m cackling at the stark difference between the people that don’t want to hurt his feelings like “Oh… That’s interesting..” and the asshole’s that are like “LOL you look fucking DUMB.”