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Had a crack head come in tonight and try every lighter to get the best crack lighter. We don't carry the kind you can adjust the flame on.

A youth group came through. 2 adults, 14 kids. One adult stayed up front, the other outside with the van. I watched the kids on the camera while they went towards the bathroom, where we keep our ice. One of the kids crawls into the ice cooler and the others shut the door. Had to get the adult to go get him out.

Some rando was calling every store to see if we know Calvin and Amy. Calvin works at a store that sells food, so they may work here... they do not.

Someone was getting transmission fluid. He found a bottle that had a broken lid. He proceeded to check every bottle by turning then upside down and getting oil all over my floor. Turns out there were 2 broken bottles.

Lady called to let me know she paid for gas... and forgot to pump it. Smh

So someone called the store asking if the state trooper was up here. He wasn't so they drove their four wheeler up to get gas.

I taught my 15 year old Co worker how to make Ramen noodles in a cup today. He is so sheltered.

This lady came in high as hell. She paid me with cash then proceeded to poke the credit card reader like it was alive. It was something else.

The police called to get video of a man chasing people with a machete. Turns out it was the other gas station in town

This tiny black woman comes in the store. She needs to fax something and my boss lady is helping her. Tiny is on the phone and starts telling the person she is talking to Mrs. Shines (our store is called shines). Her friend don't know who she is talking about so she tells her friend she is talking to the thick woman . My boss lady turned pure red.

So a man came in and got his wallet out to pay. A fucking roach crawled out of his wallet!

Just had someone try to send their kid in to buy them skoal. Yeah, I don't care if you can't come in for whatever reason, I'm not selling a 12 ish year old skoal.

A couple came in with their adult son. The woman goes and gets some condoms. Picks up the magnums, decides on the regular ones. Brings them to the counter. He starts loudly talking about how they won't fit. He needs the 3xl