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This was always my favorite part of WLIIA, when they just kept running with the same joke.

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

*adopts 420 children* haha raise it

don’t you mean blaze it? 

NO YOU DON’T BLAZE 420 CHILDREN THAT’S WRONG

NICELY PLAYED.

#Dead

f is for friends who do stuff without you

u is for uninvited

c is for clinging onto hope that you wont keep getting forgotten

k is for krispy kreme yum

this is not what i wanted this post to turn out like

one time i got in the shower and came out and no one was home and the lights were off, my entire family went bowling and forgot about me 

DOWN HERE IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA

DONT GOOGLE CROTCHBOOBS

here i go

DONT GOOGLE CROTCHBOOBS

DO NOT GOOGLE CROTCHBOOBS

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON’T GOOGLE CROTCHBOOBS

whAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!

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