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cacodaemonia

me: *watches 3 seconds of this video on mute*

me: there'd better be some appropriately jaunty musical accompaniment...

me: *unmutes*

me: ah yes, excellent😌☺️😊

#NICE

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sexysilverstrider

the group chat when i ask whos available to hang out next week

medusasstory

Honestly this is one of the best formatted jokes of all time.

#unfortunately this is me

secondbeatsongs

hey. what the fuck does this mean

lavendersalve

charlesoberonn

You will not guess where this is going

egberts

dude you're really heebying my jeebies right now do you mind

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nocontextsmosh

#this video was so fucking insane

mindless-mars

only thing I could think of during this one moment

cannibalchicken

spones-in-my-bones

@robinade YOU CANT JUST LEAVE THAT THERE hdhddhdydhdndhhfnff

caats

#yeah they're creatures but they're MY creatures

littlegoldfinchh

lord the peasants are so loud today

littlegoldfinchh

pheasants. PHeasants. The birds

kulvefaggoth

cardinalfeng

Don't you mean classist Typo, as in discriminating against poor people, and not classicist, the type of academic who studies antiquity in southern Europe?

sharkbutthoohaahaa

ptchangbin

kirexa

hahawasabi-deactivated20250604

mechamothgirl

mortimermcmirestinks

don't worry guys I got the fire extinguisher

achivement-unlocked

Achievement unlocked!

Fire post!

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE POST IS ON FIRE

gimmick-thief

entity56

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pettycentral

#can't believe i forgot about honque

found you a new hat.

A series of events:

1. I put in an Annual Leave request form almost 3 weeks ago and my boss has not approved it yet

2. I went into my office today and replaced every single writing utensil with crayons in preparation for April Fools Day on Monday

3. Whilst searching for pens to remove, I found my unsigned Annual Leave form in my boss’s drawer

4. I placed my unsigned Annual Leave form in a photo frame and put it on his desk

5. The frame I used was from a photo of his kids that I deemed less important than my Leave form

6. My boss sometimes goes into the office on Saturdays to work

7.

shutupmerlin

Happy 2 year anniversary to the post that my old boss allegedly now has framed in his office, next to the recovered photo of his children.

memorycycle

their scared cus they never saw a sandwich that big. but the dad has to look brave for his son

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thealphapigeon

Your goal should be to get weirder with age and im not kidding. Become that odd estranged extended family member that owns a whacky home wherein a powerful magical item is kept that is the catalyst for the story of a children's adventure novel protagonist

#need to get back into making my house Weird

nocontextsmosh

#everything in amanda's diaries is fucking crazy

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