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i might not be your funniest mutuals but I am also not your smartest mutual

if karl marx was born today he would be a baby. and it would be his birthday

sir, that’s my emotional support imaginary world

loyal knight

tamed dragon.

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

do u have a vibrator in ur pants or is ur penis just so scared

Cockwarming that turns into slow cuddlefucking that turns into a deep creampie that turns into cockwarming that turns into slow cuddlefucking that turns into a deep creampie that turns into cockwarming

My hobbies include reading, writing and doing neither of those things

when the song tackles you to the ground and starts beating the ever loving shit out of you

thank you, weird bisexuals, love you, weird bisexuals

summer thunderstorms are one of the most romantic things in the world, actually

to be seen without performing. to be heard without screaming. to be missed without disappearing. to be enough without proving it. to be held without falling apart. to be understood without explaining. to be wanted without conditions. to be. to be.