abhorrent creature

Meowing "like a girl kitty" and getting sprayed with water

yesyesYES!! you get it!!! like, "you may be doing this for my own good but I am too spiteful a creature to let you do anything without at least some resistance" it's never gonna be simple obedience - either you deal with my pushback or you annoy me into/out of doing something!!

however ! where are the catboys?? my fellow alley cats and spoiled-rotten kittens? cautious and slow to trust, most comfortable under the guise of being the one in control, only to disarm and melt so so quickly before the affections of the one they trust.... acting all put-together and defiant until you put a collar with a little bell on him which he will say he hates only to keep wearing it, getting flustered every time he can hear it ringing with his movements in a way he gets addicted to way too quickly....

I hope this makes any sense, it is way too late to be up posting but I've had this thought in my head for a while... meow.....