So I was trying to think of interesting ideas for playing around with object transformation and I fully blame @anxiousgaypanicking (hopeyoudon'tmindthtagifyoudoI'llremoveit) (alsohappybirthday) and his Roceit wallet one shot, and the turning Logan into objects fic that I just blanked on the name right now for awakening things in me btw. But anyways I was thinking, and that's dangerous...
Being turned into a pretty fabric
I also happen to be into making clothes, sue me.
For this demonstration I have a prince named Roman (shocking I know) who will be our test subject today.
Imagine just a red silky and shiny fabric with the most beautiful movement, with golden patterns that seemed to move every time the light hits it in a different angle.
Just the concept of being laid out in a table, cut into pieces (with fabric scissors no less, those things are SHARP so only one snap and you're done I have actually cut myself with them before-), draped over a mannequin and the sewn together into the most perfect and elegant dress and suddenly you feel whole again because you're no longer pieces of a pattern you are a statement piece in someone's closet.
Not only are you (Roman, didn't even realized I stopped referring to him oop-) a pretty dress, but you ALSO get to make someone else feel pretty WHILE WEARING YOU ISTG.
As to who would wear Roman, I think Janus is the obvious choice (again with Roceit I promise I am a multi shipper but they are just too perfect-) ONLY because of the type of dress I'm picturing in my head, full on ball gown shit.
Now, good thing about being a fabric and not directly a piece of clothing is that Roman can be many things, we have plenty leftover fabric because I always buy too much and I'm proyecting.
Pretty Roman fabric could also be a DRESS SHIRT FOR LOGAN (also a tie but that doesn't feel as exciting-) kind of like the freaking fabulous red shirt from date everything, so Logan can look slutty too.
This particular fabric would make a horrible sweatshirt for Virgil, maybe he could make Roman into patches for a new one like his canon hoodie buuuuut... SILK PIJAMAS, yes please.
Patt can also wear a dress I guess- or we can make SILK SHEETS for Patton (or #makePattonSluttier and make him some lingerie you cowards-)
My point being THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS AND NOW SUDDENLY ALL HIS BOYFRIENDS ARE WEARING ROMAN AND HE'S MAKING THEM ALL LOOK BEAUTIFUL AND IT FEELS SO GOOD TO BE WORN BY THEM
And yeah, that's what I was thinking.