I love to smile and other things :)

i will reblog your whole blog, i have no shame

Turn based sex. Take as long as you need to think of a strategy.

HINT: his pussy is weak to fire magic.

Pepper spray his pussy

Do not.

what’s the pink they put in pink lemonade that makes it so poppin

that’s pussy babe!

Is there not a single stock photo of someone drinking pink lemonade that would have been easier than putting a pink cloud over a water bottle

you think i do this shit cause it easy

life was simpler when loki just wanted that stupid blue cube

i can't lie to you i loveee bad endings sometimes. what if nothing worked out. what if the characters gave into their worst instincts. what if they became worse. what if there's truly no hope left. what will they do out of desperation? who will they become as their worst selves?

Sometimes you gotta stop worrying about being the smartest and funniest person in the room and just enjoy being in a room with smart and funny people

At the risk of sounding anti-intellectual, I think that college should be free and also not a requirement for employment outside of highly specialized career fields

Remember: behind every robot that turns evil is an engineer who specifically installed red LEDs into the eyes just for this occasion