fallonwyndham:
❝ Ah, yes, my fake loser clothing and I have quite the game going. And really? That’s nice to know. Yours suits you too! So, I assume you work here? ❞
❝ Tell me more about this game I’m intrigued. And thank you, my mom had me in Sicily so I’m not really sure why she named me that, guess she just liked the sound of it more than what it actually meant. — Work? Nah. I crusade for the alcohol deprived by night, it’s like a hobby. ❞ His words are interrupted by a bar hand in the background calling over that he’s heading off, completely ruining the playful little tale he’s spinning. ❝ Dude’s blown my cover now. So yeah I totally work here. ❞












