Mic☄️

i can understand the trials but were the tribulations really necessary

they're saying that Thursday will be falling on a Thursday this week. the rare double Thursday phenomenon

isn't it fucked up that milfic means military fiction and not "possessing the traits of a milf"

person who genuinely hates themselves so much they can barely look anyone in the eye: i must remain humble lest my hideous ego spiral out of control

[clearly experiencing symptoms of mania] oh i get it! im finally normal!

[doesn't understand jacking off] and I'm supposed to... touch my penis? [shaking my head and smiling, murmuring to myself] touching my own penis... [chuckles] what will they come up with next