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Attention straight boys I have a question only you can answer

yes?

why is my cars check engine light on

Bite me as hard as you please, and make me see stars. I am yours to use.

imagine a burger saying this haha

i like calling people “good beans” instead of “good eggs” because it’s vegan and beans are cuter

icallyou egg because i crack you open like weak shell of chicken

y'all ever get hit with the realization when you’re in the middle of doing something like, whoa, what the fucking shit this is real life. like this is happening right now. not even when its something crazy i mean when you’re like doing the laundry or some shit

its like you get snapped out of autopilot and suddenly everything becomes physically clearer and louder

in animal crossing when it’s raining and u spin ur umbrella and the rain flies off reblog if u agree

lgbt ppl won’t get their rights until megamind 2 is made

if mbti is fake explain why all infps are like that

This is the fucking post that made me think why do people don’t like my personality for a half an hour and left me with tears in my eyes and lower self-esteem. Thanks

thanks also! for proving i’m always right