Can't keep my hands to myself

then go crawl into it.

If I do I won’t get out of it.

Who said that was a bad thing? I’ll call you sick into school and bring you snacks. You’ll just have to get up to shower and use the bathroom.

What did you do?

Waking up in a hospital bed is one way to start the new year, I suppose.

You okay?

But what if I told you it’d only be for a few hours and she’ll probably already be in bed by the time you get here? Plus, I’ll pay you. I just need a babysitter for a few hours..

You don’t have to pay me. Throw in some cake and i’ll do it.

I found a puppy in the streets today. It has no collar and it was freezing so I decided to bring him inside my house. I think I’m gonna keep it.

Look at you doing your good deed for the day. I would have done the same thing. Have you given it a name?

I just want my bed.

then go crawl into it.