there may not be meaning so find one and seize it

❝ And I was runnin' far away Would I run off the world someday? ❞

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- Making random starters for you at any time - Sending you random asks at any time - are ready for me to scream at you about ideas I have at any given time

- {  ☾ } -  ❝ Talks like a duck, walks like a duck. ❞ She reached over to boop his nose with a smirk, ❝ ’Fraid those fluffy ears and that squeaky clean little attitude of yours don’t inspire a lick of intimidation, Foxy. ❞

- {  ☾ } -  ❝ Well whatever keeps the lights on and makes you feel best, good boy. ❞

Mercenary work was mercenary work she knew this, but there was just no way he was doing this just for the money. She knew the type, working outside the system so they could help as much as possible without the struggles of dealing with the system itself. If she could wager a guess he’d work for peanuts if it meant protecting others. It just screamed boy scout to her and she was going to tease him about it.

    🐾ℱℴ𝓍;; His nose gave a reactionary wiggle once her finger touched pressed it there with his eyes closing after. When they opened, his ears stood straight up for a moment, only for a moment, however. That intimidation comment hit him slightly.

   ‘ Ah! Well hold on... ‘ He didn’t intend for it, but the look he wore was one of... Well, it was definitely pouty, that’s for sure. And he didn’t mean to look that way but when his ears flop just so against his head as his brows knit while looking at her. ‘ I can be plenty intimidating, could even ask Falco or Krystal. ‘

   Of course, this isn’t taking into account Falco of all people could very well say something different... Obnoxious. Just like him...

    Of course, he had always had a bit of a bleeding heart though. Never one to turn down a call from anyone, the general himself included, when they needed help. That was just who he was- There was no changing that, he knew that for sure. Maybe there was a bit of truth underlying in the “boy scout” nickname but he wasn’t going to say anything about it. So, he sighed.

“Well there are several good reasons for that.” There certainly weren’t to the normal person, but instead there was just a robot, death themselves, and this corpse they found.

“First off, this person has been dead for awhile and his soul is in absolute disarray. There’s nothing like a sudden on call job in the middle of the woods. You’d be surprised how many of these are fielded out in cabins with young adults.”

Even when Milo was meant to be taking time off, they still had some gigs to attend to when their fellow coworkers were sick. If they wanted to extend their vacation time, doing the odd shift here and there kept their boss happy.

“The second reason is that my phone is dead. It died with no service out here; it is a husk at the moment so now, not only can I not file this soul away with my online documents, I have no way of taking aesthetic vines on the way back to relax! So now I’m in a completely stressed out mood and it is not catering to the professionalism I’m known for!”

They were also certain this hit might have been a certain gorgon’s doing framed as a horror cabin murder, but there wasn’t time for that now.

    🖧𝒞𝒶𝓁𝒸𝓊𝓁ℯ𝓈𝓉ℯ𝓇;; ‘ Oh... hm... This is quite the problem. ‘

   Calculester’s face changed to his usual surprised emoticon expression as Milo spoke. Well, guess he hadn’t necessarily thought of some of those reasons. And he could tell it weighed on them just a little considering... He was a robot, however, so, of course, his processing of the situation was currently minimal at best. However, he was sympathizing as best he could.

   But he had an idea. Would it work? That depended on several things, but he was willing to try and pitch it to see what they thought about it.

From;; Keith

          this really was supposed to be an ordinary day  –  a quick trip to a local donut shop to get a treat for himself, go back to where he’s set up shop, and work on the more mundane tasks.  ( not that mixing tracks was mundane, not entirely  –  but his inspiration was struggling to stay upon the task at hand  –  he needed a breath of fresh air. or something to distract him. )

          but something the boyfriend, if even on a smaller level understood, was he could never really have an ordinary day. as much became obvious when what felt like metal bumps into him. stumbling back a few steps, he’s close to giving the absent - minded person what - for, but quickly goes silent as the visage of the other is clear to him. he blinks, then again, then once more. and his face lights up.

                   “  dude, they’re makin’ robots outta me now ?  ”   this was truly the most incorrect assumption to make, but it was the only thing that he could imagine in the moment.   “  this is cool as hell. uh –  names, names, right.  ”

          he gives a thumbs up.   “  i’m boyfriend !  the boyfriend !  orrrr just bf. like, bee eff.  ( once was called beef, which was weird. at least call me bee or somethin’, that one’s cute, but kinda in a romantic way i guess ? )  anyway, you some kinda fan project or something ?  that’s… kinda creepy, since robots are like… hella complicated. i think. still cool though !  ”

    🍀𝔹𝟘;; “THAT’S ANNOYING...” Rang a voice from B0′s phone, which he quickly shoved into his pocket with a now muffled “HEY!” escaping it. He made a noise to make it seem he was clearing his throat- Even though he already knew that the other was aware he was a robot. Wasn’t surprising, either way, he wasn’t prepared for this.

    ‘ Energetic, huh? ‘ He chuckled. It was... Strange, however, staring at someone who was basically him but with flesh as opposed to the metal casing his “heart” was resting in. As far as he knew, there wasn’t any “Boyfriend” in his home that was anything like him. Rather, he was the only one, as far as he could recall... That made him wonder a few things.

    One of them had to do with a certain brunette and the other model he was created along side. Was it possible this place had other versions of them too? He’ll have to ask later...

    ‘ I’m B01FRIEND, B 01 as they would call me back at the facility. ‘ He lowered his head as he introduced himself in kind. ‘ But, to those closest to me, I am called B0, like hairbow. It’s nice to meet you BF. Uhm... Forgive me, but I am not someone’s fan project, I am the only version of... I guess us? That is residing in my home. I am actually created specially to cater to the wishes of my partner, like so. ‘

|| Dialogue generator meme;; Accepting ||

Freddy was… still here? Moon was a bit taken aback when the other’s voice graced them, almost enough for them to drop the toys they were carrying due to the force in which they halted in their tracks. They had somewhat assumed that the other had left the moment Sun stepped out so they could switch without causing a worrisome scene. Moon had simply been cleaning up since then… thinking that they were alone.

“Freddy, I… I thought you had left.” Stars above, why didn’t their sensors pick them up? Unless they truly were too set on cleaning to notice… Moon didn’t know which was worse.

“I–I apologize. Umm… I… I don’t mind if you stick around, but I will only be cleaning up…”

While it did obviously come to mind, Moon didn’t even bother mentioning their nightly rounds of the building; they assumed Freddy wouldn’t be interested in cleaning in of itself, let alone anything else their duties subsumed. After all, why would anyone want to stick around for that? And… assuming that Freddy had initially been there to spend time with Sun.

    ⚡ℱ𝓇ℯ𝒹𝒹𝓎;; He said nothing for a moment, his ears moving slightly and adjusting their position. Moving slightly, his eye lids moved, making the bear look almost apologetic for spooking Moon, he hadn’t meant to do so. If anything, it was his fault for not paying attention, not theirs. So this was through no fault of their own. Simply, it was his.

    And he kind of owed it to them for that... So, without much of a second thought, at the mention of cleaning, Freddy tilted his head. Almost thinking for a moment before he moved just slightly forward, not by much, and simply looked around the daycare as it stood currently. Truthfully, he didn’t know the first thing about how this place operated, since he was sparsely ever really allowed in here... Mostly due to his own schedules. In a way, this was probably a change for him.

   ‘ I see... If you do not mind it, perhaps I could help you. ‘ He offered, ‘ you would just need to instruct me where things go and I am more than happy to. ‘

- {  ☾ } -  ❝ I figure shaping another sentient being into a weapon’s not much different from world to world. ❞

Perhaps a lot less desperate begging for their life before being mercilessly beat into shape in his case. But ah, details. Who’s going to sweat them in a casual conversation?

- {  ☾ } -  ❝ Then again I’m probably just talking out of my arse here. I did just tell you all I do is pull the trigger. ❞

Curiosity struck Cereza at that moment. Sure, she was known to make a living off of quite unsavory work but as far as she knew mercenary work during times of war wasn’t any more glamorous a job than a supernatural gun for hire.

- {  ☾ } -  ❝ Though speaking of unsavory paychecks, what made a little boy scout like you end up in your line of work, love? ❞

    🐾ℱℴ𝓍;; ‘ Yeah, probably. Demons, Aparoids, all the same with some slightly different work arounds. ‘

   Granted, he wasn’t from Cereza’s world so... He didn’t know how exactly everything worked. But, suppose if she was saying it was the same, then she was probably right. Sounded like it was right anyway. Absently, his head tilted to the side, only perking up slightly when he heard her speak again.

   Hold on... What did she call him? He looked down at himself for a moment before looking back up.