Mezzos. Pants. What Could Go Wrong?

Ok, brace yourselves. It’s *heavily* illustrated.

that freaking eyebrow

body language

long red leather jacket

gorgeous voice and phrasing that will make you cry

the exasperation with Ory’s lecherousness - there are a couple of impressive “are you kidding me?” looks during the famed trio - and the glee with which he got showed the door

the “oui, lorsqu’on est deux” phrase where Isolier pretends to sing as Adele is too cute for words

body language

chemistry with Diana Damrau as Adele

kiss. ish.

the entire cluster of bed gymnastics they’re all involved in, all while singing beautifully

especially the physical “ouch” after Ory slaps what would be a painful part in someone anatomically male

the three-way ass-grabbing isn’t bad either

nor is that leg

and that laughter right after the last tone is definitely her

thumbing noses at Ory, who just doesn’t realize when to let it go

did I remember to mention body language, by the way?


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dress up as a girl

OR

It’s time to drool over the costumes and just sob over this production again.

Ruggiero Raimondi sings Figaro’s “Non piu andrai” from Mozart’s Le Nozze di Figaro

Seen: Frederica von Stade as Cherubino and Kathleen Battle as Susanna