Wenk Wenk

when riverdale ends i think we should just start collectively rewatching it from the very beginning once a week like it never ended and is actually just beginning . therefore entering ourselves into the eternal cycle of riverdale

that post about how no gay relationship written by a straight person can ever come close to how diabolically insane a straight relationship written by a gay person is as it relates to the riverdale finale. cheryl/toni and kevin/clay settling down together and living long, happy lives and then betty literally taking archie's face in her hands and saying "i know how you die"

"well well well, betty's sister. looks like you aren't the only poly cooper" -- veronica lodge probably at some point

They were really like Betty, Archie, Jughead, Veronica, Reggie, Kevin, Clay, Toni, Cheryl, and Midge die peacefully at an old age. Oh Fangs? Yeah he’s gonna die in a few weeks

betty and veronica discussing bringing reggie into the polycule but deciding he was probably too busy. reggie? reggie mantle was too busy to enter a polycule with archie and veronica (+betty and jughead)? you guys don't know him at all. not like i do. my baby boy would have dropped everything to enter that polycule

bughead ending with both of them living in the same geographical area and “never getting married” but also never explicitly stated to have a breakup is an inversion of the trope where queer partners are just forever left open to interpretation and honestly i find it a little amusing that the Gay Show has one very wonderful bi4bi ship but they were like no actually we’re only confirming the gay ones, everyone else can speculate :-)

Wait how the fuck did Jughead break the Harlot of Babylon into heaven

i cant believe we live in a world where the riverdale bitches were poly but not the svtfoe kids

WHAT ABOUT BABY ANTHONY

The finale really said you either pass peacefully in your sleep or you die in a horrific bus crash