💌 MEYALLOWBO 🌐

"Lohen! Why– why did you do that?" You exclaim, confused and exhalted.

His hand was still on your face, squshing your chin and cheeks.

"Oh, now now, since when are you so jumpy? Relax, relax... did you know kissing on both cheeks is a fontanian custom? Besides, i'm pretty sure we're close enough."

You could only grumble at his response.

Or another time. You're half-covered in mud, after a rough sparring session. Somehow, he convinces you to shower at the Favonius headquarters. Alone, with him, in light clothing while he scrubs the mud away.

To be fair, you were pretty tired.

His hands, covered in shampoo tug lightly at your hair.

"Hey– quit stuggling, mudhead."

You can only hum in response, and lightly grab his wrist. He tugs your hair harder, you let out a wince and finally stay still.

"Ah, finally. Wasn't that hard, mhm? Now, now... let me wash your arms.."

The shower was hot and pleasant. He tended to you countless times after, until it turned into a habit. Until he got to a step closer of getting you used to being his.

Courting phaseೃ⁀➷

Lohen's couting is... weird.

He's mostly like a loyal dog who wouldn't leave your side. I think that his preferred love language would be Acts of Service.

So he would always be present. At your side, tugging at your clothes, whispering in your ear; "what can i do for you?"

He also likes to kiss your hands, a lot. Too much.

It's morning, you're heading to the Favonius headquarters. You come in, ready to face the day ahead with a grin on your face... before you spot him in the distance.

You heart stops for a bit– you clear your throat and slowly aproach to Lohen.

Once you're close, you wave at him, "Hello Lohen, how do you find yourself today?" You're all warm and nice. But you let out a gasp when he grabs your hands with both of his; his gloves are cold, extremely so against your warm hands.

"Mhm... morning." He barely murmurs, as he bows down his head to kiss your knuckles. They're brief, small kisses, but too much of them. They're starting to make your hands tickle and your face go red. But he doesn't stop.

Instead, he lifts up both of your sleeves and leaves kisses on the inside of your wrists.

All of this lasts for about some good 30 seconds or so. And It's daily. Everytime he spots you, he goes in and kisses your hands; fervently so.

And, oh, remember that clothing you say you liked but couldn’t get because it was too expensive? It's at your door the next day. Along with a bouquet of flowers and a small note that says:

"Just a small gift; i could've delivered the Mitachurl's horn of which i killed yesterday, but i'd figure you'd like this more."

"From Lohen♡"

Dating hcs ˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚

Once you two starts dating, he announces it to the Heavenly Principles. If you want it to be private it's not going to be sorry lil bro.

He tells it to everyone. Jean, Diluc, Klee, Venti, Donna, Huffman–

"Hey... guess who's dating __? Me!"

"Oh, good for you, man."

"HaHA! Guess what? I'm dating __!"

"Wait weren't you already dating–?"

"Guess what!? I asked __ to be my partner! They said YES!"

"Uhm... okay, sir— are you gonna order anything?"

"Guess who's __'s boyfriend? THIS lucky bastard!"

The hilichurl can only tilt its head before being mercilessly assasinated

Also, he starts to bite you. A lot.

It's somewhat possesive, not necessarily sexual. He bites your cheek. And when he's behind you, he likes to bite down your shoulder or your head. If you're taller, he'll stand on his tippy toes.

It's kind of funny tho. It doesn't even hurt, it leves a mark for about a minute and then It's gone.

If you ask him about it; he'll say he doesn't even know why he does it.

And i've seen a lot of people hc'ing him to get cuteness overload, and that It's ABSOLUTELY CORRECT. I love that.

Your cheek are suddenly squished in between his hands as he talks sweetly to you.

"Awh, such a pretty, little thing... so squishy and adorable. For Barbatos, if Jean wasn't staring at us, i would completely eat you up."

It's not just your face either. Everypart of you that he can squish and touch; he will. You're just so adorable to him, he just wants to eat you up... cutely!

Lastly; petnames!

I think he would call you bunny, or really cutesy names in that part. Also call you, Lord/Lady, or just a cute little thing.

But the most precious one of them is calling you a beauty.

In his mind, you're perfect, and oh so pure. He knows he can tend to be cruel; somewhat of a beast even; to some people. Therefore, you get to be his treasure, his beauty.

≡;- ꒰ ° NSFW hcs ꒱

(i know you were all waiting for this, you freaks)

I think that the first time with Lohen was ABSOLUTELY terrifying. For you, obviously. Because it's... Lohen, he's weird.

He talked. He teased. He joked about playing you around with his knives, but the first time.. he did nothing of that.

Lohen may be a sadist, but he would wait until you gave him consent to be like... weird in bed, i guess.

I don't think he would have a high libido. You two don't have s!x often, but when you have, YOU HAVE. And It's never with a notice.

His favorite place to do it is always in the bedroom, it's very comfortable for both of you to enjoy without judgement. But when he really is needy, he'll just do it in the Favonius headquarters. His treatment; his office.

His stamina is high, very high so. He can go multiple rounds without breaking a sweat.

Having s!x with Lohen is really fast. Not because he comes quickly but because he DOESN'T FUCKING STOP. The only reason he stops for is because of your various whines and protests for a break.

I don't think he is necessarily a top. I think he's just a dominant switch.

Also, remember the bite thing i said before? Yeah, he does it, a lot. Mostly on your neck, thighs and chest.

After care ೄྀ࿐ ˊˎ-

He doesn't do a great aftercare. After doing it multiple times, he draps you in a comfy blanket and lets you fall asleep next to him.

Nothing much out of the normal. But the aftercare comes the whole week after.

The week/a few days after, he is SO giddy with you. He doesn't talk to you with that sadistic smile he had, he greets you like that and is always with that giddy grin. Especially the first time.

He buys you a new set of clothes, buys you drinks, sneaks out at work just to see you. Even when he's fighting, he's not necessarily not enjoying you, but now his malicious laughter is replaced by small giggles.

sneaking by wasn't an option. lohen caught you, like a mouse cornered by a house cat. swatting it around before delivering the final blow.

"and just, where do you think you're going?" lohen purrs into your ear, hand encircling your wrist in a grip that screams 'run if you dare'.

"i forgot something at-"

lohen tutts, "after all the hassle i went through to arrange this," clicking his tongue in admonishment, his blood red eyes glowing irritably at your avoidance.

the least you could do is be happy.

since the moment you stepped foot in mondstadt he's had his eyes on you. a favor you never returned. you never appreciated his gifts either; your favorite candies, sweetly written love letters, painstakingly hand delivered. and the custom made choker—matching to his own signature look, it still sat untouched and collecting dust in your apartment.

"what?" your voice breaks at the end, what did he mean by that?

"do you know how long it took to rig your gun to misfire? to grease the handles of the throwing knifes? did you know that even the slightest bend in an arrow severely tampers with the trajectory? i bet you did, you're smart like that," a small tap to the bottom of your chin, a gentle reminder to stop playing bug collector with your jaw hanging open.

he lists it all off breezily, as if he's talking about the weather, or his grocery list. not the long, arduous task of setting you up for failure. and for what?

to get you here alone?

when after a long pause, your brows drawn together deeply in thought, you still have yet to speak lohen decides to bring you back to earth. his lips press into yours, chapped and cold, like kissing a fish.

your gasp of surprise is gulped down, his hand fisting into your hair to keep you pinned in place.

you jerk in his hold, twisting your head to the side, breaking free just enough to inhale sharply. he doesn't let you get too far, as his lips still brush against yours with every heaving breath.

"what the fuck, loh-!"

"it's vice captain," he corrects, "that is, until we fuck."

you sputter at that, utterly baffled. "who says we're going to have sex?!"

lohen raises an eyebrow, glancing down at your predicament. you encased in his arms, his thigh wedged dangerously high between your legs, the flush on your face and your nails digging into his shoulders.

to any onlooker it's enough to cause suspicion. to illicit rumors.

he watches the panic creep in, how shifty your eyes become, pinpoints the exact second you're going to try to break free.

that's when you feel it. the cold lick of metal at your jugular. silenced by the rapid beat of your heart.

your throat bobs as you swallow, a pinprick of blood welling up on your neck. the bead slowly slides down, so, lohen does what he's wanted to do since day one. his tongue laps at your skin, licking up the blood trail, letting the coppery tang enveloping his taste buds.

lohen uses your hair like a leash, grip iron clad, moving you like a mindless doll.

"fuck..." he shudders, giggling as he nips at your flesh.

blue and red search your face, everywhere his eyes goes so does the blade, tracking every shift in your emotions.

of all the things lohen expected, this wasn't one of them; he thought you'd scoff, shove him away with a fiery curse falling from your pouty lips. maybe go wide-eyed with fear from the cold bite of his blade—that one he would've gotten a real kick out of.

but instead you let out the smallest, meekest whimper, and a hint of a smile to grace your lips.

it has his pants tightening instantly, choking his dick in it's cage. he yanks on your hair to force your head back, watching the way your eyes flutter and roll back.

oh.

"you're enjoyin' this, aren'tcha slut?"

"...no"

"then fight me off. i know you're strong enough."

the statement hangs in the air, both of you knowing that you could get out of this—he admires your strength, knows all too well what you're capable of—if you tried hard enough.

"is this the best you got, lohen?"

"no. not even close. now be a good bunny for me ♡"

emi's notes: first thing i've written in awhile, trying to break free from severe writers block. here's my contribution to the yandere lohen agenda!!

IV. ABOUT THE OTHERS

"Hmm? How did the others react to my relationship with them? Bahahaha! Oh, they didn't believe me at first; they thought I manipulated them or something. Yeah, the other knights made up these bizarre rumors about us, like when I probably threatened them with a dagger to their neck to make them date me. Can you believe that? I'm crazy, but I'm not that crazy... probably. Anyway, eventually they saw how happy we were together and accepted it. Some of them even apologized for doubting us. Whatever, it's one thing to doubt, but it's another thing to spread false rumors. It's all water under the bridge now, though. But I regret not teaching those fools a very thorough, valuable lesson because I would rather not anger my lover."

V. LOHEN'S TROUBLES

"Ugh… Being a big target for so many bastards across Teyvat is such a pain in the ass. The Fatui, Abyss scum, rival knights, and even some of the nobles in Mondstadt probably want me dead. I could deal with all that shit easily. But what really pisses me off is knowing they might try to use them to get to me. One wrong move and some coward thinks they can grab them just to make me vulnerable… Hah. The mere thought makes my blood boil. If anyone even dares to lay a finger on them as leverage against me, I’ll turn their entire bloodline into a cautionary tale. I’ll slaughter anything that tries to use them… but damn, it’s annoying that they even have the option."

VI. COMBAT: LOW HP

"Heh… is this all you’ve got? Pathetic. I can’t die yet—Fuck! I still need to go home to them. Don’t you dare make me break my promise to them…!"

VII. JEALOUSY

"Saaayyy, Honorary Knight. Are my eyes deceiving me, or are you pretty cozy with my lover recently… They're awfully adorable, hmm? Bet you want to hug them, hold their hand, maybe even steal them away from me? Ahahaha! …If you ever try it, I'll carve out those wandering eyes of yours and make you watch as I string your guts into a pretty little necklace for them. Okay? Hehehe... Just kidding! Or am I? You'll understand, right, Honorary Knight?"

VIII. DEMANDING RESPECT

"I thought it'd be a fun exercise to teach my fellow knights some basic respect and manners, especially when around my lover. Whatever my lover wants, they get. Anyone whining their asses off about it can take it up with me personally. I'll give them something to cry about, that's for sure."

IX. OBEDIENCE

"What is that look on your face? You want me to deliver this paperwork from Varka? Pshhh, do it yourself… Wait, my lover actually asked you to relay the message to me? Well, in that case, hand over the documents. Ah, ah, ah! I really insist."

X. ENCOURAGING VIOLENCE

"You'd be surprised that my lover encourages me to do whatever I want. It's probably because they know that I'll do it anyway, but the fact that they actually tell me to go wild as long as I come home safe? Hahaha! Fuck, that’s hot. They really are perfect for me. Because of their encouragement, I’ll slaughter entire camps of hilichurls, paint the snow red in Dragonspine, or carve my way through a Fatui ambush, whatever feels good. Honestly, their blessing makes the violence feel like foreplay, just saying."