Whats up Danger

Dont be very woried about me since i deserve all of this

I’m working on myself. I should be emotionally available by 2027 I can feel it.

*sigh* *releases toxic spores*

ok I endured it. now what!!!!!!!!!

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

internet ransom note where instead of magazine letters it’s just jpgs of letters found on google

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

one persons's nothingburger is another person's everythingburger

[very clearly indulging the urge] im fighting the urge

Hwve u ever tried music listening before. omg