Wait, so you’re telling me today’s the 4th? What’s next, the 5th? The minor fall? The major lift?

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

i cant dwell on it is basically a classic dweller phrase

i would rather see the information for an event handwritten in sharpie on a paper towel than see another AI generated flyer

shirt that says "i love redundancy!" on the front and on the back it says "i love redundancy!"

And on the front, it says "i love redundancy!"

every day I wake up and it's like, wow what a strange time to be alive. anyways gotta go to work

what do you mean my disability disables my abilities? what the fuck

the thing about talking about a story you're writing a lot is that people will start to overestimate what you have done. "i'd love to read it!" babygirl me too but all i have is so far away from being coherent that you might think i've lost my ability to write. i also think i've lost my ability to write

june is going to kiss you. Mwah

i confess i don't really understand what people mean when they say they cannot find good books to read anymore. like. go to the shop or library and choose a book??

the problem generally seems to be something along the lines of 'everyone on tiktok is telling me to read books i think sounds bad' and its like ok i do not think those people have your best interests at heart

^^ yeah i know its not a great option for everyone but there's something about being able to physically browse books. online shopping is great for finding specific stuff but u cannot beat being able to pick up and handle books if you don't know what you're looking for

Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien

i hate when apps know that i’m screenshotting something. when i screenshot something, that’s me acting outside your realm of understanding, app. i am beyond what you consider the observable universe. you’re not supposed to perceive me. we don’t know when god screenshots the earth. we don’t know when he’s like, “okay i’m just gonna take a pic in case i ever want to add dinosaurs back to something later and don’t remember how.” and if we did, we wouldn’t act all smug about it like, “hey, you wanna share that post? you could just click here to share it.” no, man. you didn’t catch me. i screenshotted this for my own reasons. what’s next? i can’t take a photo of my computer screen with my phone out of laziness without being shamed by the printer i don’t own?