Meticulous Singularity

Hello, I might exist.

I have not decided yet.

I am still deciding.

Hello, I might exist.

I have not decided yet.

Clearly I must accept this punishment in the interest of world peace.

At least you get a ‘the kid from yume nikki’, the game Vg’n my universe got translated to doesn’t even have an end goal haha!

but it is way more popular

Maybe, but not our countries or regions or the real way things work or any of our cultures’ historical or cultural heroes. One of my faves is one from Vg’s people. A guy plays an instrument that charmed a bunch of wolves and had a bunch of adventures and ended up rocking out for the king so hard he was promised the youngest princess’ hand in marriage and a place playing music only for him from now on, but instead his wolves ate the king.

Oooh I love it!

Nearly correct. In the version I was taught the king had attacked and beat their previous master’s beloved to death several years earlier as a prince. And the master had fallen to his death in the mountains trying to avenge her. So his loyal pack finished his work, and later assisted the musician in creating an army of creatures and monsters to fight further corruption and monsters.

Sigma no.

HE’S NOT GOING TO DO THAT REALLY IS HE?

oh my god he never learns, does he?

Sigma no.

HE’S NOT GOING TO DO THAT REALLY IS HE?

I despise feeling as though I should say something or apologize when I know perfectly well there is nothing to say or apologize for. Is this what is called  #relatable?

yes it is.

Meimei is doing her writing lessons in her room, I am brewing some jasmine tea. Come for a chat?

I had some other work to do this morning (Figuring out some algae stuff involving 1000 L mesocosm up a mountain) so mystery species has been sitting alone in the lab all morning…..

I for one welcome our new plant, algae, or fungi overlords.

I was about to say “in a sensible lab people wouldn’t waste time with this, they’d autoclave the bottles and move on” but on reflection I can’t think of a single bio lab I’ve been in that wouldn’t immediately go “ooh, mystery algae, that sounds like a fun challenge; let’s devote multiple hours to identifying it for no reason”.

I need updates tell me about the algae

The mystery algae/plant/fungi/alien is stuck in the university growth chamber. With everything going on I probably won’t get to check in on it until September, possibly not until 2021.

So by that time it will have developed what, writing?

God I hope so, then I can train it to write my thesis!

This entire post is the most on-brand biologist thing I have seen in my entire godforsaken life. The moment this pandemic is over these guys have another crisis ready for us.

Can we get an update cause this is crazy

Update: Due to the global pandemic, the algae has been left alone in a weird hidden growth chamber for a year and will likely stay there for another year. Enjoy that information!

Oh god oh fuck oh Jesus fuck