It Is What It Is

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

logging onto woundblr and seeing all the pain on my gashboard

It's that time of year again (affectionate)...

Such a diva

Turning dog gravity off so they all get whisked away

ragebaiting lemonade stand owner with one simple order

You have any grapes?

Hey! Mario was just wondering. Could you'a put a vending machine here? In the middle of this crowded intersection?

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

can you imagine how good shows would be if writers thought of women as human beings

can you imagine how good fandoms would be if fans thought of women as human beings

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich