Exhausted

While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a clapping, As of ass cheeks gently clapping, clapping at my chamber door.

“tis a visitor,” i muttered, “dummy thicc, and nothing more”

no homo but that moment u step into a patch of sunlight and ur body had forgotten what it was like to feel warm.. im in love

“is it on netflix” isnt even a fucking question anymore because every single time the answer is no

its sequel is tho

me in the 1300s seeing a rat, knowing damn well about the black plague: hello babey i love you come here lemme giv u a kiss

cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

this cat lives in a show horse barn which is why it walks and runs that way

THIS CAT THINKS ITS A HORSE