BUDDY-BUDDY INTERPERSONAL HIP-LINGO TIME

@mervantas

SO HERE'S THE DEAL. I'M GOING TO FILL UP THIS LITTLE SIDEBAR WITH AS MUCH MUNDANE FILLERFUCK WORD CANDY AS I CAN MUSTER OUT OF MY GLOSSY FLOPPING HAND NOODLES, AND YOU'RE GOING TO SKIM OVER IT UNTIL YOU FIND MY NAME AND DECIDE PERUSING THIS WEBLOG IS A COLLOSSAL, SUI GENERIS WASTE OF YOUR TIME AND ENERGY. THEN, YOU ARE GOING TO ADMIRE THE THEME I DID A LARGE PART IN CODING MYSELF, BASK IN THE SKILL I'VE DEMONSTRATED, AND MOVE ON. ARE WE CLEAR? ALRIGHT. KARKAT VANTAS. NOW, IF YOU ACTUALLY CARE ENOUGH TO SIT AROUND AND INVADE MY INFORMATIONAL BUBBLE FURTHER THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULD JUST SWING ME A MESSAGE FOR ME TO CONSIDER IGNORING BEFORE ULTIMATELY PAYING BACK THAT SHITWASTED TIME FROM BEFORE. THAT WOULD BE GREAT.

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fine ill go home

I'M INVITING YOU OVER YOU OBLIVIOUS SACK OF SHIT-SPRAYING LEECH ASS.

i can still kinda wwait for an ok instead a invvitin myself ovver cant i

OK.

so

i can still kinda wwait for an ok instead a invvitin myself ovver cant i

OK.

i knoww

SO.

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or stay wwith someone else i dont knoww

I WANT TO REMIND YOU THAT IF YOU'RE TRYING TO WAIT FOR ME TO INVITE YOU TO MY CLAM AGAIN, INSTEAD OF FORCING YOU INTO SOME SHABBY OVERPRICED FLOTEL, I'M NOT VERY HOSPITABLE. EACH AND EVERY TIME I'VE HAD GUESTS IN MY ENTIRE LIFE (READ: TWICE) THEY'VE INVITED THEMSELVES OVER AND BEEN GIVEN A SURPRISING AMOUNT OF COMFORT GIVEN THE SITUATION.

OH WHAT EVER WILL YOU DO.

ill probably get a hotel room

OH. OK.

i dont knoww i just dont feel like swwimmin all the wway back dowwn there im tired from wwalkin around for a wweek

OH WHAT EVER WILL YOU DO.

idk maybe

maybe not

WHERE ELSE WOULD YOU GO.

yeah but that aint my fault

I'M TEASING, BUDDY. ARE YOU GOING HOME AFTER WE GET BACK DOWN TO THE REEFS?

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mereridan replied to your post: “THAT WAS EXTRAORDINARILY BIZARRE AND AN OVERWHELMINGLY NEGATIVE...”:

no wwhy wwas that my fault

I JUST HAVE A HUNCH, A FLEETING JELLYFISH OF A FEELING ERIDAN, THAT SOMEBODY FOUND THEIR WAY TO ME BECAUSE OF YOU.

THAT WAS EXTRAORDINARILY BIZARRE AND AN OVERWHELMINGLY NEGATIVE EXPERIENCE. I PUT FULL BLAME ON ERIDAN AMPORA.

im sittin on the beach wwhere are you

LOST.

mervantas replied to your post: “i wwant to be normal again”:

HASN’T IT BEEN THREE DAYS.

yeah so wwhats the holdup

MAYBE WE HAVE TO GO TO THE WATER.

I ALSO SPENT TIME WITH THE SUPER BALL.

i spend all a my time bouncin balls dowwn the hallwway and wwaitin for eri to talk about howw cute he thinks i am to strangers on the internet

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neverendingpuzzlemurders replied to your post:neverendingpuzzlemurders replied to your post:I’M...

DuDE. I ALREADY WATCH EVERYTHING THAT GOES ON.

OH YES, I'M SURE YOU ARE THE EPITOME OF EYE-SPY SLEUTHING ON US, THE UNSUSPECTING WANDERERS OF THE CYBER WORLD. PLEASE ASSERT YOUR ALL-KNOWING DOMINANCE IN THE FIELD WITH MORE FUCKBLISTER GENERALIZATIONS.

#neverendingpuzzlemurders

SO, I DON’T KNOW. GET A BADGE FOR IT.

ill get a badge for you too itll say

i spend all a my time lookin at eris blog to see if hes goin to talk about me again

I ALSO SPENT TIME WITH THE SUPER BALL.

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