Merry's Masquerade

this is maybe one of the worst maps i’ve ever seen for one thing, how do you make michigan MORE fucked

The need for Alaska to be one state was already dubious, does it really need to be two

*draws a bunch of random-ass lines on the map* i made it Better

What’re you taking about @pinstripehourglass Alaska is enormous It’s our biggest state Also it’s really far away from the others What state would you combine it with

I would combine it with Maine so the whole US would connect at both ends

… You do realize you can’t physically move the states? Yes?

Don’t tell me what I can’t do???

No one can claim they’re good at finding a spouse. They’ve either only done it once, or they’re not very good at it.

me: [finds a scratch i don’t remember getting] me: [the x-files original 1993 opening theme.mp3]

last night I was just minding my business and this nasty ass bug landed on my arm and I kept trying to shake it off (Taylor Swift™ No copyright infringement intended. Property of TAS LLC Management 2014©) but it wouldn’t get off

me drinking green tea: this is gonna fix Everything