Plsssss Stop The Puck

I think she should get her shit rocked for being a bigot. On the ice. In the locker room. By a fan, idc.

curiouser and curiouser

(This is a mildly insane first ask, so I do apologize about that, but I think your take is correct)

no THIS is important to me because i do think they would try to up the stakes and bring something freaky to the table SPECIFICALLY to out-freak the other and you know quitting is not in their vocabulary so the rate at which they succeed with their kinky stuff is 100%

and i do believe that they're always trying to compete against other couples as well: dating quiz, being the most sappy and romantic, having the best sex life etc. they are not going to let any other pair outperform them! they are willmack DOWN

when it's top mack bottom will mack is desparate/drooling for it/horrendously down bad and horny for how pretty will is and will whose main kink is being able to provide anything and everything mack needs who basks in macks attention

and when it's top will bottom mack will is providing anything and everything mack needs by taking him out of his head and letting him relax while mack does his best to be the brattiest neediest horniest bottom known to man

and either way both of them have oral fixations the size of jupiter and are obsessed with marking their territory in every way possible like they're the ultimate freak4freak ship they can never be vanilla because their inhibitions are too low and they're way too obsessed with each other

exhibit a: will admits on the empty netters pod that after taking a penalty in the last minute of regulation of the gold medal game in the u18s, during intermission before overtime started that he "actually got ice, 'cause I was like overheating" (to which the empy netters guy replies, "You were having a panic attack, that's called a panic attack.") they are all having a nice chummy laugh about this btw, but actually!! actually....

exhibit b: sleep anxiety.

yeah yeah we've all heard the sleep anxiety claims now, but you will note that WILL has never referred to it as sleep anxiety. this is his exact quote on the situation:

i'm not even sure we've gotten a direct quote from him admitting that he doesn't like to sleep alone, just journalists putting these words in his mouth. will's busy deflecting. he likes hanging out with people! it's fun to have a roommate! it's good camaraderie! he's not anxious, where did you get your information?

exhibit c: he doesn't forget things.

this quote is from the same empty netters podcast and makes it sound like this is something very intentional will does, especially when he's out for revenge: "I take notes about everything. I don’t forget things. I didn’t forget the silver medal. I don’t forget some other stuff that happened.” yeah, okay, tough guy. he's got a list of names and yours is in red underlined. hold that grudge, baby.

but now paired with this quote: