we are living a never ending dream

im into some really deep shit you know…. astrology….dreams….stuffed animals. you just wouldnt get it

if she wears hoop earrings she’s got big dick energy

i hate public bathrooms for all the obvious reasons but also because one time somebody in the next stall silently reached under and untied my shoe

That was the devil

No shade but some of y’all take that zodiac shit a little tooooo seriously :/

Y’all be like: I’m a fire sign™️ so that’s why I committed tax fraud

fuck these “i need to be fucked” posts. I need to be motherfucking kissed. throw me against a wall and kiss me like i’m the love of your goddamn life and you didn’t think you’d ever find me. 

this is cute but im out here tryna be ridden like a goddamn racehorse

no hay mejor droga que verte a los ojos.

Date a cutie who pushes you to become a better version of you, for your sake