Coming this spring to the Cultivated Wit Merger Network.
Mike Driver
i don't do bad sauce passes
Cosimo Galluzzi

titsay
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
d e v o n
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
Misplaced Lens Cap
cherry valley forever

Origami Around
DEAR READER
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

PR's Tumblrdome
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
YOU ARE THE REASON

shark vs the universe

if i look back, i am lost
NASA
Claire Keane
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seen from Finland

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@mergermania
Coming this spring to the Cultivated Wit Merger Network.

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
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Square Cash is great for sending money, but an email saying $10.50 has been moved to your account isn't too exciting. However, merge Square with adorable little dogs and you've got a payment system anybody can get behind.Â
Ryan asked for "Ping Pong + Drag Racing."
Great idea!
"The Merger" gif numero dos: Pizza + Beer = Party Creepy Fat Pizza-Eating Drunk Guy.
View the original video here.Â
Ask and we shall merge. This request was from Twitter: Pizza + Sleep.
What else do you want to merge? Submit your ideas here.

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
"The Merger" gif numero uno. Hot Tub + Ferris Wheel = Hot Tub Ferris Wheel.
View the original video here.
Church attendance on the decline. Demand for coworking space rising.
The answer? Our Maker Space: The first chapter in your New Deskament
T-shirt Cannon + BurritoÂ
Here is a merger we can get behind. You'll likely wind up seeing multiple burrito-themed mergers this week, but you've got to start somewhere. This idea is clearly better on paper than in practice...Â
The Confetti Snorkel
When snorkeling, every return to the surface should be a celebration. So we've proposed this merger of plastic tubing and some tiny tissue paper to ensure that not drowning is rewarded with the pomp and circumstance it deserves.Â
The Meat Tenderizing Drum Kit
Meat needs tenderizing and drum sets need to be covered in raw meat. This is a match made in merger heaven.Â

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
After deciding to join forces with the design and animation studio I Shot Him, we weren't about to issue some boring press release. No, sir. Instead, we ordered a Mergetron 9000 and began imagining an entire universe of mergers that could exist as part of #MergerMania.Â
Visit cultivatedwit.com to learn more of this most holy union, and be sure to like, follow, friend, subscribe, and pledge unending servitude to Cultivated Wit for more amazingness soon to come!Â