Merger Mania

Coming this spring to the Cultivated Wit Merger Network.

Square Cash is great for sending money, but an email saying $10.50 has been moved to your account isn't too exciting. However, merge Square with adorable little dogs and you've got a payment system anybody can get behind. 

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What else do you want to merge? Submit your ideas here.

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The answer? Our Maker Space: The first chapter in your New Deskament

Here is a merger we can get behind. You'll likely wind up seeing multiple burrito-themed mergers this week, but you've got to start somewhere. This idea is clearly better on paper than in practice... 

When snorkeling, every return to the surface should be a celebration. So we've proposed this merger of plastic tubing and some tiny tissue paper to ensure that not drowning is rewarded with the pomp and circumstance it deserves. 

Meat needs tenderizing and drum sets need to be covered in raw meat. This is a match made in merger heaven. 

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