Everything I say is true

idk man i cant see a couple weeks into the future. i dont h

i dont have tw

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i dont have 20 eyes

Yet

You just wait til I'm popular I'll add something real gud-I mean bad onto this

hope your pets stay healthy in 2017

I almost didn’t blog this and felt guilty

Not risking it

I have been waiting for this little guy to come back on my dash. He dances in sync with any music you play!

He’s dancing to Carry On My Wayward Son. It’s surreal.

AGAIN?! SERIOUSLY FUCK THIS. THIS TOOK UP ANOTHER 2 HOURS OF MY TIME TRYING TO DEFEAT IT. 2 FUCKING HOURS OF MY LIFE I WILL NEVER GET BACK. THIS IS LIKE CASTRATING MY INNER MUSICIAN. I TRIED GREGORIAN CHANTS, AFRICAN TRIBAL DRUMS, AND EVEN THE OLDEST SONG KNOWN TO MAN AND NOTHING FUCKING WORKS. I’M SO DONE WITH THIS SHIT. I’M GOING TO GO QUIT DREAMS NOW.

THEY REALLY QUIT DREAMS (OR JUST TUMBLR IDK) HOW COULD YOU ALL?

Uh like other creatures do lol. I love when people who don't know shit about science do that you need two sexes ! Noah's arc bs. Two words : lesbian lizards. We are gonna reproduce through pathogenesis [sic ] . Can't take men's crap anymore .

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As a goat 🐐 I feel really insulted

so the moment where malfoy cursed hermione’s front teeth to grow and snape just looked down and said “I see no difference” is one of the moments where I realize I really don’t care how hurt he was by his unrequited love for Lily and how much he went through to keep Harry alive; he was needlessly cruel to a whole lot of innocent kids and teens and how in his twisted mind did he seem to think that was what would have made Lily more attracted to him if she had lived?

My parents HATE overwatch because it takes up our entire wifi whenever my brother goes online and when I bought myself the new Zelda my mom was like “can I watch Netflix? or are you playing” and I was like no, no don’t worry it doesn’t take up internet. and she was so relieved and started walking towards the TV in her room and I was like “you want to watch it out here? I can switch to the handheld mode” and she was so impressed that she could watch Master Chef next to me while I played my game. Nintendo is truly the family system.

nintendo paid for this post

I love the idea the response that Nintendo paid for this post, like I'm sure it's a joke but cmon guys games that don't use the internet are pretty great

people who sleep with one pillow make me sick

people who sleep with more than one pillow are shown to be more lonely and depressed

Yeah I'm depressed cuz I can't breath when I use one pillow cuz my sinuses and my nose in general hate me

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

fabulous 

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

#HAPPY GOOD FRIDAY

But that was why he came to Earth right I mean I was raised by Christians in the Bible Belt and everyone still seems a little iffy on that

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

fabulous 

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

#HAPPY GOOD FRIDAY

But that was why he came to Earth right I mean I was raised by Christians in the Bible Belt and everyone still seems a little iffy on that

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

fabulous 

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

#HAPPY GOOD FRIDAY

But that was why he came to Earth right I mean I was raised by Christians in the Bible Belt and everyone still seems a little iffy on that

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

fabulous 

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

#HAPPY GOOD FRIDAY

But that was why he came to Earth right I mean I was raised by Christians in the Bible Belt and everyone still seems a little iffy on that

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

fabulous 

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

#HAPPY GOOD FRIDAY

But that was why he came to Earth right I mean I was raised by Christians in the Bible Belt and everyone still seems a little iffy on that