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#mercifuldeliverance; ind. multi-muse for original characters set in an original lore, affectionaly referred to as the birdverse, but with other verses available. beware of triggering topics. written by io, she / they, 24, gmt + 2.
carrd.
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[ . . . ] #HATESDOGS ⸻ introducing kitty. an original character based in the crime genre, and VERY loosely based on a pre-existing fandom concept. a study in the art of demanding power by all means necessary, biting the hand that fed you, and being a cat in a dog eat dog world. this space can be violent in nature, writes multi para, and frequently uses animated icons.
– ⁰¹ 𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐃 ⁰² 𝐆𝐔𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐒 ⁰³ 𝐁𝐎𝐀𝐑𝐃
usagi does not like agressive aspects in people's characters. it reminds her of Dog, when he gets mad, and usagi does not like Dog mad. inagawa-kai club is booming with life, she leans over to junji, her partner of the day, and points at a couple frenching each other intensively. " did you know ducks are cannibals, @yaoogui? "
sitting in the sailor moon themed café, her "In the Name of the Moon I’ll Punish You Omelette Rice" untouched as usagi intensively gazes at sen. she likes the shape of his nose very much. " fir trees can grow in living bodies. being a living tree would suit sen, @yaoogui. "
they have ran into each before, but there has always been too much of a commotion for them to talk. this time, they are surrounded by a complete silence. until usagi says, " larvae of botflies can burrow under your skin, @hatesdogs. "
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like for a starter from usagi, my weird private investigator who likes embalming + taxidermy.
thanks to @hatesdogs and @hymnoire encouraging my weird girl agenda, i am adding my most weird precious girl yuna now renamed USAGI.
an ex - idol turned independent private investigator who loves stalking + going after the most dangerous people ( think organized crime - yakuza, etc ... )
talks in third person just because
very attached to Dog, a man in his 60s who raised her, was her manager during her idol days too!
has the weirdest fucking fashion style i will make post about later ... ugh, love it tho, wish i had the confidence.
very easy to make friends with, is just a curious squirrel in a sense
more to come<3
main hobby includes embalming peple and animals + taxidermy :) hit her up for free services.
[ . . . ] #MURDERUGH ⸻ introducing achillies 'minwoo' park, a independent and original character penned by bee, set in a wider heavily lore filled world in collaboration with io (@mercifuldeliverance) and lynnie (@hymnoire). this blog values plotted interactions and worldbuilding, and explores themes of cults, assassins in training, abuse, familial trauma, and self discovery . . .
– ⁰¹ 𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐃 ⁰² 𝐆𝐔𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐒 ⁰³ 𝐁𝐎𝐀𝐑𝐃
❝ 𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑏𝑖𝑟𝑑 𝑓𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡𝑠 𝑖𝑡𝑠 𝑤𝑎𝑦 𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑜𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑒𝑔𝑔. 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐞𝐠𝐠 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝 ― 𝑾𝒉𝒐 𝒘𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅 𝒃𝒆 𝒃𝒐𝒓𝒏 𝒎𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒇𝒊𝒓𝒔𝒕 𝒅𝒆𝒔𝒕𝒓𝒐𝒚 𝒂 𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒍𝒅. ❞
thanks to @hatesdogs and @hymnoire encouraging my weird girl agenda, i am adding my most weird precious girl yuna now renamed USAGI.
an ex - idol turned independent private investigator who loves stalking + going after the most dangerous people ( think organized crime - yakuza, etc ... )
talks in third person just because
very attached to Dog, a man in his 60s who raised her, was her manager during her idol days too!
has the weirdest fucking fashion style i will make post about later ... ugh, love it tho, wish i had the confidence.
very easy to make friends with, is just a curious squirrel in a sense
more to come<3
u learned the hard way but atleast u learned
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"Is that what you think? That I'm in control of this thing?" // Bellamy to Janus.
memes > *always accepting.
the smirk decorating his features is sly, taunting. he sits on the worn - out couch of the itaewon's underground fighting scene, his own lip split as a result of a fight ( but fuck — he won, kicked everyone's ass, broke most of their noses and knocked out a few teeth — and it all felt fucking otherwordly, his ego satisfied ) as he gazes at the patron, at the shape of bellamy's lips and how they curve when he speaks, but it's all just for a fleeting moment, almost not noticeable. "is man really a man if he's not in control of things?" he taunts, wetting his dry lower lip.
" i'm not going to be disappointed in you. " nero 2 janus
memes > *always accepting.
" you will not be, sir. " janus has never been so sure in his life, though he is world - stopping - ly sure of this. if he disappoints The Headmaster he himself might as just well put a blade through his heart and bleed out at nero's feet. the other crows disappoint nero daily he is sure ( not achilles though, oh, dear achilles can never do wrong — can never disappoint — fuck, how much janus hates that kid ) yet in janus' eyes disappointing nero equals death. he could no longer live with himself. " i will catch the deserter in no time, sir."
“ Good morning! God has let me live another day and I’m about to make it everyone’s problem. ” // Gaya to Janus.
meme > *always accepting.
" good morning, gayane. " a cheerful tone in his greeting and a smile that follows seems genuine. janus takes a sip of his coffee to tone down his joy. something about gaya's presence this particular morning strikes a happy nerve in his body sprinkled in deep scars. life has not been content lately, with all the leto shit they're dealing with, but her strong personality makes up for the dull people he has to deal with everyday.
" i'm grateful God's has you in his favor. do you fancy a waffle?" the crow points at his breakfast, yet to be touched.
" i came to show you how easily one might get to you. " hi leto, he is in ur walls . . .
meme - *always accepting.
he is in europe, that much he knows, but the surroundings all look the same to him — overgrown grassy plains full of ticks and ants, spreading out kilometres without an apparent end. a good strategic place — it would be almost impossible to miss an intruder. so he sleeps at night, rather peacefully given his situation, sleeps rather deeply — unaware of the sounds and their meanings outside his tent. in his dream ker opens her mouth wide like a snake and screams and screams and leto wakes up with a jolt, to minwoo at the foot of his sleeping bag, following words in his mouth: " i came to show you how easily one might get to you. " with a swift movement his hand grasp the hidden shiv underneath his pillow and leto jumps to his feet (or knees for the tent is small and he is crouching)
" are you here to kill me? "
send memes for either janus or leto? 🥹🥹
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EVEN MORE ABSOLUTELY UNHINGED COMEDIC RELIEF
ASSORTED SENTENCE STARTERS FROM AROUND THE INTERNET, including quotes from Tumblr, Pinterest, TikTok, and X (formerly known as Twitter), for when a muse wants to lighten up the situation at hand.
CHANGE gendered words and in-universe phrases as needed.
SPECIFY muse for multimuses.
“ It’s sea shanty time once again my fellow bastards of the ocean! ”
“ Partner, I reckon that I ain’t been feeling very yeehaw lately. ”
“ I don’t study; I consult the lore. ”
“ Yeah, I understand women — they all want daggers and swords. It’s all quite simple, really. ”
“ Lord forgive me but I may have to make a nonessential purchase. ”
“ Those are bold words for someone in stabbing range. ”
“ Yes I’m a gatekeeper and a hater. I’m also God’s most favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world. ”
“ My primary motivations are fear, spite, and aesthetic longing. ”
“ Man — if I had a sword, I wouldn’t be worried about shit. ”
“ It’s not blood that runs through these veins but glitter gel pen ink. ”
“ If I was in a Jane Austen novel, I would be the one sent to the seaside for my health. ”
“ Half of me is a hopeless romantic, and the other half of me is … well … an asshole. ”
“ I am the nicest, sweetest, most rage-filled person I know. ”
“ I hope I give off the vibe to all animals that I am their ally and their friend. ”
“ I see you’re paying attention to someone who is not me. Why is that? ”
“ Normalize letting me talk without making any sense. ”
“ Don’t care, didn’t ask, plus my psychic visions have predicted the outcome of this encounter. ”
“ I could be so much worse. For example, I could start acting like my father. ”
“ Sorry for acting so strange and irregular; It will happen again. ”
“ i love sitting in my room.....alone....a girl in her cave....scheming and plotting and drinking tea. ”
“ These man made horrors are beyond YOUR comprehension. I get it though. ”
“ I’m a goth girl on the inside. On the outside? A father figure. ”
“ I don’t need to face reality; I’m not just that type of girl. ”
“ DO I LOOK LIKE I GIVE A frickle-frackle? ”
“ I’m about to cha cha real smooth off a fucking cliff. ”
“ Sorry I told you about my trauma. Do you still think I’m hot? ”
“ My priorities aren’t straight and neither am I. ”
“ I have felt permanently guilty for no reason since I was like eight years old. ”
“ Of course I have a lot of pent up rage, you fool! I’ve been the same height since I was twelve years old! ”
“ I was born for shock value. ”
“ Good morning! God has let me live another day and I’m about to make it everyone’s problem. ”
“ Oh, I slept miserably because I was tormented by terrible visions all night. I hope none of them were prophetic! ”
“ Be the surreal nonsense that you want to see in the world. ”
“ Being smart has never stopped me from being a complete fucking idiot. ”
“ My hobbies include knowing things and being right. ”
“ This is good advice, but don’t tell me what to do. ”
“ I hate the idea of authority. What the fuck is someone being superior to me? Bitch I’m gonna take your kneecaps. ”
“ Stop forgiving my crimes! I worked so hard on those! ”
“ My hobbies? Uhhhh, symbolism mostly. Metaphors and implications and the like. ”
“ I may not have any braincells, but I make up for it by having many heart cells. ”
“ I can’t mansplain manipulate manwhore my way out of this one guys! ”
“ Not all your life decisions have to be smart. Some can be purely for cinematic value. ”
“ Sometimes I wish I looked more fragile and feminine like a dainty flower, but I do enjoy looking like I hate everyone. ”
“ Any dream can be a prophetic dream if you’re willing to do some really weird shit. ”
“ girl help there is not enough enrichment in my enclosure. ”
“ BRO, you NEED to stop SUMMONING DEMONS in the FRAT HOUSE. ”
“ I just gave your address to some spiders! ”
“ I disappoint my father as a hobby now. ”
“ I think that the dark circles under my eyes add to my aesthetic actually. ”
“ Good news! I’ve successfully replaced all of my emotions with jokes! ”
“ I have half a braincell left and I’m very scared to use it! ”
“ Listen, son — in this world, it’s either yeet or be yeeted. ”
“ I appreciate the advice, but I think that I’m old enough to make my own bad decisions. ”
“ I’m disappointed in me too. Y’all aren’t special. ”
“ Running from your demons is the best exercise! ”
“ Sorry; I can’t commit any crimes with you. My mom says that I have to study. ”
“ Time flies when you don’t know what the fuck is going on. ”
“ If I run out of tacos, I can no longer maintain my human form. ”
“ Bestie, I don’t think that I can girlboss under these conditions. ”
“ Yeah I’ve had combat training; I can do anxiety attacks! ”
“ Swag is earned, not learned. ”
“ Contrary to popular belief, violence solves a lot. ”
“ I CANNOT STAND YOU ALL so I will SIT DOWN. ”
“ Please God no … I don’t need any more character development right now! ”
“ If you can’t beat ‘em, yeet ‘em. ”
“ Do not put me in a situation. I’m at my limit and I am very tired. ”
“ I may be depressed, but at least I’m not basic. ”
“ It’s MY LIFE and I’ll sabotage it myself, thank you. ”
“ Think twice? Bold of you to assume that I think once. ”
“ At the next inconvenience, I will start biting people. ”
“ Oops I think that I just experienced an emotion. ”
“ Did you know that rats spelled backwards is star? ”
“ One day, I’ll be reincarnated as a pigeon, and I’ll shit on your head. ”
“ On the outside, I’m a baddie — but on the inside, I’m a saddie. ”
“ My grandma bullies me through the Ouija board. ”
“ I’m a cool person if you can just look past my personality. ”
“ Beetles don’t have to do taxes, and I think that is a beautiful way to live. ”
“ I hope that you get your character development arc soon. ”
“ Those are some nice kneecaps … It’d be a shame if someone stole them … ”
“ I’ve wanted to be a trophy wife ever since I was a little boy. ”
“ I’m done being baby; I want POWER ”
“ Wait, “Just Standing There Ominously” doesn’t count as socializing? ”
“ Yes I am smart, and yes, I am stupid. It’s called being flexible. ”
“ I am NOT delusional!!!!! I am OPTIMISTIC! ”
“ I deserve compensation for not being the menace to society that i could be, like i'm skipping out on a lot of fun here. ”
“ Do not ask me if you should or shouldn't do something !!! Before I am a friend I am an enabler !!! ”
“ i am the WORLDS PRETTYIST PINK PRINCESS and im gonna KILL YOU WITH MY HUGE FUCKING HAMMER ”
The Dead Zone Sentences, Vol. 2
(Sentences from The Dead Zone (2002-2007). Adjust phrasing where needed)
"I'm competing for your attention again, aren't I?"
"I don't dance. I've never danced."
"I want you to dance with me."
"It's important to keep eye contact with your date."
"I was saying something. What was I saying?"
"Oh, and here I thought you were getting all kinky with me!"
"I wonder what your mum would say if she could see us now?"
"I've really messed things up, haven't I? I do that all the time…"
"Can we just forget the last few minutes and remember what came before?"
"He scares me, but, you know, in a way, you scare me much more."
"What's the point in birdwatching if all the birds I want to watch are missing in action?"
"Now, I'm not calling you dumb. I'm just saying that some of the things you do are dumb!"
"Sometimes, I wake up in the middle of the night, and for a second, I forget who I am."
"I know this is not the life you would have chosen, but it is the life that chose you."
"She's using you, just like all the others."
"Yeah, whatever. I have enough belief for both of us, okay?"
"We all want to be saved. Sometimes, it's just from ourselves."
"I like to keep my private life private, okay?"
"Give and take is the foundation for any working relationship."
"So, um, I really enjoyed meeting you, and I thought if, you know, you weren't busy, maybe on Saturday we could…"
"I may have done some things in the past that I'm not proud of, but upon reflection, I realise I had good reasons and the best intentions for all of them."
"Whatever you saw, you probably just took it out of context."
"Is that what you think? That I'm in control of this thing?"
"I can tell everything about a man by looking at his wallet."
"You clean up very nicely!"
"Glamour looks better on you than it does on me."
"I think you look very debonair!"
"You're the first person that I've talked to about any of this."
"To deny who you are is much more painful than confronting what you hate about yourself."
"I can't tell you how long I've been wanting to cook for you!"
"I've been practising this recipe all week!"
