Wizards Only, Fools

WHY WEREN’T YOU AT MILF PRACTICE

what if vampires aren't affected by the sun they all just heard the stories and decided not to push their luck

what if you CAN eat asbestos and construction companies have been hoarding their, delicious delicious asbestos for years

YOU. you get it

tumblr just gave me a notif on a post that wasnt mine??????

It really drives me insane that I don’t know how people feel about me. Like am I nice??? Am I funny???? Am I mean???? Am I rude??? Am I obnoxious??? Am I dumb???? What am I????????????????????

why would a candle thats already lit want to be with a match

also her being lit is going to eventually melt her and reduce her to nothing match guy is an abusive sadboy who thinks he’s the victim when candlegirl just wants someone who will keep her alive

im here for this analysis

I really trust James from team rocket. he would treat me right

Hed steal your pikachu

Id let him

please do not disrespect the moon

the posts really undersold this jfc you should've warned me, I was drinking coke when it hit

can someone transcribe pls

“it’s embarrassing to recognize the degree to which my intellectual curiosity those first two years of college paralleled the interests of various women I was attempting to get to know: Marx and Marcuse so I had something to say to the long-legged socialist who lived in my dorm; Fanon and Gwendolyn Brooks for the smooth-skinned sociology major who never gave me a second look; Foucault and Woolf for the ethereal bisexual who wore mostly black. As a strategy for picking up girls, my pseudo-intellectualism proved mostly worthless; I found myself in a series of affectionate but chaste friendships,” -Obama