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@merchant-offical
Greetings.
I am the merchant.
My name does not matter.
For it was forgotten by many the minute I left.
If you wish to buy, I have many things.
Do not ask me to list them, just ask if I have something.
I most likely do.
You may sell.
Shall we begin?
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h-hello, you look cool
-@an-angel-offical
Hello Jeremiah.
uh, how d-do you know my name?
Glasses of base introduction
Somebody once sold it to me.
*he tilts his head*
what else does it say?
Your age is…
Whoa.
What the hell is wrong with your age?
wh-what do you mean?
Alright, looks like you were fighting Eredin and- [It blows up.] …Okay then.
(eredin did not kill him if thats where it was going, eredin was under a false assumption, jeremiah died several months later to sudo maybe suicide, also what blew up?)
what?
Don’t worry about it.
What would you like?
((The item he was using blew up.))
what do you mean?
Well, this is a store.
oh, i didnt know that, i-i just wanted to say hi
Well, greetings!
Nice to meet you.
whats your n-name?
…You may call me what you wish
do you not have a name?
I do, just have not used it for a while.
c-can i know it?
Maybe, but not today.
*he tilts his head*
why?
Long story.
i wanna know
And you may someday.
why cant you tell me?
I would not want anyone from my village trying to get to me out here.
It is for safety.
i wouldnt tell, i promise
They could still find out.
how?
They are very smart.
yeah, but how would they learn from you just telling me?
They already know my name.
Me telling you would help them find me.
They have many ways to do things.
how would it help?
They would find a way.
You can just call me anything you'd like.
ok, i-im gonna call youuu, uh, noah
That works.
Why Noah though?
first that c-came to mind
I see.
why did you think itd have s-some special meaning?
*he stretches his wings*
Everything has a meaning.
not necessarily
What is one thing that does not?
angels h-having wings, theres no real reason for them, flying isnt needed, i cant fly & i-im fine
Flying is faster and useful.
Also for aesthetic purposes.
it also takes a whole l-lot of energy
Then it’s for when you’re in a pinch.
Do you have a place to stay?
yeah! the woods
….
What have you been eating?
nothing?
…
Would you like to stay with me?
why?
You need food and care.
i-im fine tho? i dont need to eat
Yes you do.
no, im pretty s-sure i dont
What is your favorite food?
poppy i-i think
[He gives you one.]
uh, why did you g-give me one?
You need food.
n-no i dont
Yes you do.
i dont need to eat
Well you should.
How old are you?
75,000
(hes actually 74,973
You should’ve learned by now you need basic care.
uh, i-i dont remember anything before the past 15 days
I think you need some help.
*he tilts his head*
i-in what way?
Taking care of yourself.
i know how to care for myself
Not very well, evidently.
*he tilts his head*
wh-what do you mean?
You have nothing to eat.
i already said i dont need to eat
You still should.
whats the p-point?
Why does anyone do anything?
[He makes a soup and practically slams it on the table.] [He sets a spoon down next to it.] Eat.
im n-not hungry
Eat.
i dont need to
[Time freezes.] Nobody is leaving my stand
until
you
eat.
*he shifts uncomfortably & drinks some soup*
How is it?
h-hot
[He uses a mini portable fan.]
*he pokes the fan*
What are you doing.
poking?
Why?
i dont know wh-what it is?
…
Me neither but it’s portable and makes things colder.
h-howd you get it then?
I travel a lot.
Somebody sold it to me elsewhere.
why didnt you ask?..
Ignorance is bliss.
......
*he drinks more soup*
How does it taste?
i dunno
You do not know how it tastes?
i-im bad at descriptions...
Good, bad, or alright?
good
That is nice.
Now, what other basic needs have you been missing?
h-hello, you look cool
-@an-angel-offical
Hello Jeremiah.
uh, how d-do you know my name?
Glasses of base introduction
Somebody once sold it to me.
*he tilts his head*
what else does it say?
Your age is…
Whoa.
What the hell is wrong with your age?
wh-what do you mean?
Alright, looks like you were fighting Eredin and- [It blows up.] …Okay then.
(eredin did not kill him if thats where it was going, eredin was under a false assumption, jeremiah died several months later to sudo maybe suicide, also what blew up?)
what?
Don’t worry about it.
What would you like?
((The item he was using blew up.))
what do you mean?
Well, this is a store.
oh, i didnt know that, i-i just wanted to say hi
Well, greetings!
Nice to meet you.
whats your n-name?
…You may call me what you wish
do you not have a name?
I do, just have not used it for a while.
c-can i know it?
Maybe, but not today.
*he tilts his head*
why?
Long story.
i wanna know
And you may someday.
why cant you tell me?
I would not want anyone from my village trying to get to me out here.
It is for safety.
i wouldnt tell, i promise
They could still find out.
how?
They are very smart.
yeah, but how would they learn from you just telling me?
They already know my name.
Me telling you would help them find me.
They have many ways to do things.
how would it help?
They would find a way.
You can just call me anything you'd like.
ok, i-im gonna call youuu, uh, noah
That works.
Why Noah though?
first that c-came to mind
I see.
why did you think itd have s-some special meaning?
*he stretches his wings*
Everything has a meaning.
not necessarily
What is one thing that does not?
angels h-having wings, theres no real reason for them, flying isnt needed, i cant fly & i-im fine
Flying is faster and useful.
Also for aesthetic purposes.
it also takes a whole l-lot of energy
Then it’s for when you’re in a pinch.
Do you have a place to stay?
yeah! the woods
….
What have you been eating?
nothing?
…
Would you like to stay with me?
why?
You need food and care.
i-im fine tho? i dont need to eat
Yes you do.
no, im pretty s-sure i dont
What is your favorite food?
poppy i-i think
[He gives you one.]
uh, why did you g-give me one?
You need food.
n-no i dont
Yes you do.
i dont need to eat
Well you should.
How old are you?
75,000
(hes actually 74,973
You should’ve learned by now you need basic care.
uh, i-i dont remember anything before the past 15 days
I think you need some help.
*he tilts his head*
i-in what way?
Taking care of yourself.
i know how to care for myself
Not very well, evidently.
*he tilts his head*
wh-what do you mean?
You have nothing to eat.
i already said i dont need to eat
You still should.
whats the p-point?
Why does anyone do anything?
[He makes a soup and practically slams it on the table.] [He sets a spoon down next to it.] Eat.
im n-not hungry
Eat.
i dont need to
[Time freezes.] Nobody is leaving my stand
until
you
eat.
*he shifts uncomfortably & drinks some soup*
How is it?
h-hot
[He uses a mini portable fan.]
*he pokes the fan*
What are you doing.
poking?
Why?
i dont know wh-what it is?
…
Me neither but it’s portable and makes things colder.
h-howd you get it then?
I travel a lot.
Somebody sold it to me elsewhere.
why didnt you ask?..
Ignorance is bliss.
......
*he drinks more soup*
How does it taste?
i dunno
You do not know how it tastes?
i-im bad at descriptions...
Good, bad, or alright?
Do you perhaps have a cyclone dagger? I’ve been looking for one
For 89M it is yours.
What is this M currency?
It is called Mosh.
And how does it convert to dollars?
Just give me the money and I will translate it for you.
Ok then
[hands over @/da-police-offical’s credit card that she somehow still has]
This work?
It does.
You want the cyclone dagger, correct?
Yes please
Here you go then.
Do you perhaps have a cyclone dagger? I’ve been looking for one
For 89M it is yours.
What is this M currency?
It is called Mosh.
And how does it convert to dollars?
Just give me the money and I will translate it for you.
Ok then
[hands over @/da-police-offical’s credit card that she somehow still has]
This work?
It does.
You want the cyclone dagger, correct?
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Do you perhaps have a cyclone dagger? I’ve been looking for one
For 89M it is yours.
What is this M currency?
It is called Mosh.
And how does it convert to dollars?
Just give me the money and I will translate it for you.
Do you perhaps have a cyclone dagger? I’ve been looking for one
For 89M it is yours.
What is this M currency?
It is called Mosh.
Do you perhaps have a cyclone dagger? I’ve been looking for one
For 89M it is yours.
Greetings.
I am the merchant.
My name does not matter.
For it was forgotten by many the minute I left.
If you wish to buy, I have many things.
Do not ask me to list them, just ask if I have something.
I most likely do.
You may sell.
Shall we begin?
I actually got tagged in something... oh my god 🥹
I will be by later to see if you have anything yuri related ðŸ¤
We will get along well, as I hope for all that I meet.
How much for some neutron pasta?
80M please.
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ooc. do you have a tiny plastic toy. i needa eat
I would not recommend eating that, but yes I do.
yippe thanks. i dont have a plastic toy thats small enough for me to swallow. im gonna pair this with expired biscuits and fish food, i wanna see what happens if i eat 4 things im not supposed to eat in one day
I am told not to judge customers, I never listen to that advice.
but why. so far I've eaten a moldy peach, i just need to pair it with another inedible thing
I would suggest that you do not.
but why. i survived the moldy peach, just took a bit of suffering
You do not have to suffer.
its not for suffering. i just wanna see what inedible things do. the moldy peach made me incredibly hungry and gave me headaches. i wanna see what the plastic toy does, I've eaten plastic before
Alright, Rest In Peace.
ooc. do you have a tiny plastic toy. i needa eat
I would not recommend eating that, but yes I do.
yippe thanks. i dont have a plastic toy thats small enough for me to swallow. im gonna pair this with expired biscuits and fish food, i wanna see what happens if i eat 4 things im not supposed to eat in one day
I am told not to judge customers, I never listen to that advice.
but why. so far I've eaten a moldy peach, i just need to pair it with another inedible thing
I would suggest that you do not.
but why. i survived the moldy peach, just took a bit of suffering
You do not have to suffer.
ooc. do you have a tiny plastic toy. i needa eat
I would not recommend eating that, but yes I do.
yippe thanks. i dont have a plastic toy thats small enough for me to swallow. im gonna pair this with expired biscuits and fish food, i wanna see what happens if i eat 4 things im not supposed to eat in one day
I am told not to judge customers, I never listen to that advice.
but why. so far I've eaten a moldy peach, i just need to pair it with another inedible thing
I would suggest that you do not.
ooc. do you have a tiny plastic toy. i needa eat
I would not recommend eating that, but yes I do.
yippe thanks. i dont have a plastic toy thats small enough for me to swallow. im gonna pair this with expired biscuits and fish food, i wanna see what happens if i eat 4 things im not supposed to eat in one day
I am told not to judge customers, I never listen to that advice.
ooc. do you have a tiny plastic toy. i needa eat
I would not recommend eating that, but yes I do.
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
h-hello, you look cool
-@an-angel-offical
Hello Jeremiah.
uh, how d-do you know my name?
Glasses of base introduction
Somebody once sold it to me.
*he tilts his head*
what else does it say?
Your age is…
Whoa.
What the hell is wrong with your age?
wh-what do you mean?
Alright, looks like you were fighting Eredin and- [It blows up.] …Okay then.
(eredin did not kill him if thats where it was going, eredin was under a false assumption, jeremiah died several months later to sudo maybe suicide, also what blew up?)
what?
Don’t worry about it.
What would you like?
((The item he was using blew up.))
what do you mean?
Well, this is a store.
oh, i didnt know that, i-i just wanted to say hi
Well, greetings!
Nice to meet you.
whats your n-name?
…You may call me what you wish
do you not have a name?
I do, just have not used it for a while.
c-can i know it?
Maybe, but not today.
*he tilts his head*
why?
Long story.
i wanna know
And you may someday.
why cant you tell me?
I would not want anyone from my village trying to get to me out here.
It is for safety.
i wouldnt tell, i promise
They could still find out.
how?
They are very smart.
yeah, but how would they learn from you just telling me?
They already know my name.
Me telling you would help them find me.
They have many ways to do things.
how would it help?
They would find a way.
You can just call me anything you'd like.
ok, i-im gonna call youuu, uh, noah
That works.
Why Noah though?
first that c-came to mind
I see.
why did you think itd have s-some special meaning?
*he stretches his wings*
Everything has a meaning.
not necessarily
What is one thing that does not?
angels h-having wings, theres no real reason for them, flying isnt needed, i cant fly & i-im fine
Flying is faster and useful.
Also for aesthetic purposes.
it also takes a whole l-lot of energy
Then it’s for when you’re in a pinch.
Do you have a place to stay?
yeah! the woods
….
What have you been eating?
nothing?
…
Would you like to stay with me?
why?
You need food and care.
i-im fine tho? i dont need to eat
Yes you do.
no, im pretty s-sure i dont
What is your favorite food?
poppy i-i think
[He gives you one.]
uh, why did you g-give me one?
You need food.
n-no i dont
Yes you do.
i dont need to eat
Well you should.
How old are you?
75,000
(hes actually 74,973
You should’ve learned by now you need basic care.
uh, i-i dont remember anything before the past 15 days
I think you need some help.
*he tilts his head*
i-in what way?
Taking care of yourself.
i know how to care for myself
Not very well, evidently.
*he tilts his head*
wh-what do you mean?
You have nothing to eat.
i already said i dont need to eat
You still should.
whats the p-point?
Why does anyone do anything?
[He makes a soup and practically slams it on the table.] [He sets a spoon down next to it.] Eat.
im n-not hungry
Eat.
i dont need to
[Time freezes.] Nobody is leaving my stand
until
you
eat.
*he shifts uncomfortably & drinks some soup*
How is it?
h-hot
[He uses a mini portable fan.]
*he pokes the fan*
What are you doing.
poking?
Why?
i dont know wh-what it is?
…
Me neither but it’s portable and makes things colder.
h-howd you get it then?
I travel a lot.
Somebody sold it to me elsewhere.
why didnt you ask?..
Ignorance is bliss.
......
*he drinks more soup*
How does it taste?
i dunno
You do not know how it tastes?
Hello.
You are a postman?
I think we could be of assistance to each other.
As a side note, would you like to buy or sell anything?
@merchant-offical
Hi!! Yes I am a postman!
Surely you would have one of these AP-30 MkIII postal scales? Our customers keep jumping up and down on them and breaking them as a result.
I do.
That will be 6M please.
