meraki

When i genuienly pull up to the karaoke night in a weezer shirt and jorts with the beatles bracelets so everybody on earth works together to shove me out the door

i don't wanna be a sacrifice or led to slaughter actually can i just be one of the cute little lambs you feed and pet and stuff. or something.

What this one's wondering is how many lambgirls do you need to make a flock? Two? Three? Four... Five..... Uhm........... Six.................zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

uh i understand your knight kink post is engaging with the literary construct of the knight rather than the historical actually existing social role but you really failed to engage with the themes and tropes of late medieval grail literature

Can we stop with the character development. Where's my beach episode.

*trying not to doxx myself* shoutout to that one thing in a place somewhere

is that your penis in your hand or is it my penis. you and i have begun to blur

ancient roman women whose husband keeps looking at the neighbour's boy quintus and he never looks at her that way and she can't even chainsmoke in the kitchen because they don't have marlboro blues in ancient times. and she can't even go to the club because they haven't discovered drum and bass music yet. her friend clodia's having visions of a woman named doechii but neither of them knows what that means