COOL FACTS ABOUT MEPHON

MePhone4 is a registered offender. Not a sex offender, just like, in general.

MePhone4 has been assassinated 43 times, which is the world record for most assassinations ever.

MePhone4 got hit in the damn head with a bowler ball.

MePhone4 is the #1 cause of racism in the world.

MePhone4 did 9/11.

MePhone4 went to sell his blood plasma so he could have money to buy a tasty treat but it didn't work because he doesn't have any blood so they just told him to leave and he cried.

MePhone4 got put in time out because he kept pressing the Staples® Easy Button™ over and over.

MePhone4 slipped on a banana peel and fell through a manhole. He has been lost in the sewers for the past 5 weeks. Experts say he may have been eaten by an alligator.

MePhone4's favorite song is DJ Got Us Fallin' In Love by Usher (ft. Pitbull). He doesn't know any other songs.

MePhone4 has been rushed to the emergency room after consuming an entire bottle of Flintstones™ Sugar Free Multivitamin Gummies.

MePhone4 only knows 4 colors: blue, red, burgundy, and chartreuse.

MePhone4 has gotten lost in the Falkland Islands and integrated into a colony of gentoo penguins.

MePhone4 broke a leg and has to be put down like a horse.