COOL FACTS ABOUT MEPHON

MePhone4 only knows 4 colors: blue, red, burgundy, and chartreuse.

MePhone4 has gotten lost in the Falkland Islands and integrated into a colony of gentoo penguins.

MePhone4 broke a leg and has to be put down like a horse.

MePhone4 hasn't been seen in season 4 yet because he's always offscreen passionately making out with Steve Cobs (who is alive because of reasons).

MePhone4 doesn't know how to write in cursive.

MePhone4 is scared.

MePhone4 believes in gnomes.

MePhone4 is on that good kush and applesauce.

MePhone4 is doing that thing where you suck on a straw in a cup that's almost empty and it makes that noise like "ssshhhhghrhhrghrdbllbele" and he's doing it really loud and pissing off everyone else in the Arby's.

MePhone4 fell into a meat grinder and got grinded into meat. Sad!