who want lasagna

It’s pitch black.

sistern, miss Stacy is #daytiming at night

indulging your guilty pleasures and liking things should be your 2nd priority. your 1st priority should always be being a hater

Taylor Swift is not gay people music. Get help.

The assassin you sent after me is part of my found family now

your honor, in my defense: who cares like omfggggggggg who cares???????????? like. come On

Literally me at work

I still think the funniest phenomenon in American politics is conservatives doing everything in their power to create the kind of society where your employer can fire you over social media posts and face no repercussions and then crying and pissing and shitting their pants when they get fired from their jobs over social media posts.

"I never thought MY employers would abuse their power" sobs man who enthusiastically supported the Employers Should Be Able To Abuse Their Power labor bill.

It gets funnier when you realize that they consider governmentally enforced worker protections communism but they also consider getting fired from their jobs for the things they post off the clock on social media due to a lack of governmentally enforced worker protections communism.

liberals love getting people fired over social media posts too though

That's not the point. All I'm saying if, if conservatives hadn't spent decades pushing at-will employment so hard they wouldn't have to be worrying about getting fired over social media posts regardles of what liberals do.