married beliza lovebot

my favorite thing is to say "investing in" instead of "buying"

just closed on a big deal with a major grocery chain vis-a-vis the procurement of some fresh strawberries

God, I love Kathani Sharma. She wakes up from her comma and is like "I wish Anthony loved me. He only tenderly fucked me on the terrace of his home until I came three times and then he raced to propose to me the following morning at five am and when he couldn't find me he went and looked for me in the park because he knew I would be there because he knows me better than anyone else... And then he showed up with tulips and actually proposed - but it's all out of obligation and honor. He doesn't love me." She's such an idiot. I love her so much.