i’m Old And I Hate It, Im So Fucking Old Fml

A$AP Rocky earns biggest album streaming debut of 2026 After nearly eight years away from releasing a solo studio album, A$AP Rocky has officially returned—and in dominant fashion. His long-awaited new project, DON’T BE DUMB, debuted with 35.43 million streams in its first full day on Spotify, instantly becoming the biggest album debut of 2026 so far. In an era where attention spans are shorter…

DON’T BE DUMB - A$AP ROCKY

release: january 16, 2026

ORDER OF PROTECTION — 10/10

HELICOPTER — 9/10

INTERROGATION (SKIT) — interlude

STOLE YA FLOW — 8/10

STAY HERE 4 LIFE — 9/10

PLAYA — 9/10

NO TRESPASSING — 8/10

STOP SNITCHING — 9/10

STFU — 7/10

PUNK ROCKY — 10/10

AIR FORCE (BLACK DEMARCO) — 8/10

WHISKY (RELEASE ME) — 9/10

ROBBERY — 8/10

DON’T BE DUMB / TRIP BABY — 10/10

THE END — 7/10 (great lyrics though)

SWAT TEAM — 8/10

FISH N STEAK (WHAT IT IS) — 7/10

NOTES:

Okay, I reallyyy really enjoyed this album. I love the different styles on each track, I was grooving and bobbing my head to each one. This is my first time listening to a$ap and definitely not my last, I am now fully inspired to listen to the rest of his albums. The track that stood out to me was DON’T BE DUMB / TRIP BABY, I love that it’s a 2 in 1. My overall ranking for this album is 10/10! I recommend listening!

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Bug indentfication app identified me as my favourite species of jumping spider forever ago and I decided to doodle it instead of working 🫡

And my mum said "well, maybe in that case she'd learn to be more careful."

Aaaaand I think my resulting reaction of horror at the idea of forcing 50% of children to play more carefully due to clothing requirements made her realise exactly what she'd just said.

maybe in that case she’d learn

to be more careful.”

She's a student and a part time graphic designer + secretly a hacker ;))

i made a spidaman (theythem)

Kell: What if I bite it and it dies?

Holland: *sigh* That means *you’re* venomous.

Lila: What if it bites itself and I die?

Holland: That’s... voodoo.

Kell: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Holland: That’s correlation, not causation.

Lila: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?

Holland: ...