theyre about to put L’s coffin in the ground when light drives up 45 minutes late in a red convertable and accidentally drives his corner wheel into the ditch because he had two glasses of wine before leaving

that’s called a DUI and is actually illegal haha

you’re right light would never do anything illegal

L/light is the funniest fucking pairing in the world bc it is so embarrassing for both of them like light is gripping the bathroom sink & crying like ‘he’s not even cute i don’t even like all his weird bullshit and cutting remarks and genius deductions and the way he knows me better than myself i’m straight i am straight’ meanwhile L meets a hot guy who is kind of obsessed with him and can keep up with his mind games and he’s just like shrug. he’s PROBABLY a serial killer but literally what else am i doing

whatever souls are made of, yours and mine are the same (insult)