lazy ass ninja 🐉 🤙🏾🍃

Imagine you are a child and your whole identity revolves around your siblings, you and your brother are the eldest brothers, your job is to take care of the younger ones, only now they are gone and you are now the youngest. That is Tobirama's lot.

Imagine you are a child and your whole identity revolves around your siblings, you and your brother are the youngest brothers, the babies, you don't have a job but you doggedly follow your elder brothers' footsteps because they are who you look up to most, only now they are gone and you are now the eldest. That is Madara's lot.

Now imagine, a boy who was supposed to be a caretaker but had that ripped from him grows up and falls in love with a man who was once a boy that was supposed to be taken care of.

It all makes me feel very much:

me on May 1

Revisited an old sketch

Don’t feel like fully rendering him so this’ll do.

Alt vers. Under the cut

Lightning Bait

HERMES: DA FUNNY ONE

ZEUS: DA LIGHTNING (NOTE: THOUGHT HE WAS NORDIC, FATHER OF THOR)

POSEIDON: DA SEA ONE

HEPHAESTUS: DA FIRE/FORGING/STEEL ONE

APHRODITE: DA HOT ONE

KRATOS: GOD OF WAR

HADES: DA HELL ONE. ROGUE LIKE

Jason: What? Why's everyone looking at me?

Bruce: Did you do it?

Jason: WHAT? Do you really think I would do something like that?

Dick: Yes

Tim: Yes

Damian: Yes

Steph: Yes

Cass: Yess

Jason: ....without telling everyone? If that was me I would be shouting it from the rooftops.

Bruce: Just tell me if you killed the CEO or not

kankuro and tenten being the palatable resident freaks, guilty by association to the resident freak. kankuro and tenten learning damage control among other survival skills like making tourniquets and compartmentalizing feelings. kankuro and tenten learning to use a variety of weapons so no one can ever say they weren’t at least useful. kankuro and tenten being distance fighters with bags of tricks up their sleeves, waiting for the right moment while begging the others don’t forget about me. kankuro and tenten never settling down or having children, forging their own paths to happiness however they see fit.