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Me playing through unfinished levels on games and it bothers me the GEM alert keeps ringing. Why did they remove it from the game? The world is not fair man.

The arcane have spoken. You have forgotten to turn on the heater and now dad is gonna be very mad because yall bathing on cold water on this cold night. You only had to do one thing. Turn on the heater for 3 hours. But no, you just couldn't. Now you live with the consequences of your acts or bathe at 11pm.

I always heard crazy stories about the mythological fish in the amazon rivers that has the ability to swim upstream the urine hydraulic hose and then lodge inside there. I was always afraid to piss near bodies of water for that reason. I still wonder if it is real.

I give up on the life of a crane operator. I'm the Christian. Even the pierced.

It makes sense to eat it pure. Green apple Italian soda. Such a delight. Now we go to Brazil. Parmesan bread, with real parmesan, like the Subway. Very sexy on the bite. Two bites and I'll reach the other end of the hotdog. Hot ground beef sauce. A mixture of textures. But without chili flavor. Add mustard and garlic mayo. The pure hotdog gold. It brings me back childhood memories. You rate what I thought about the dawg.

The scale of effects mondegreens can cause goes beyond the scope of this post. I won't even try to begin to explain it.

This may be one of the first times a chicken manages to defeat a human accidentally. Metal augmenting animals should not be allowed under the laws of nature. Metal gives too much power to carbon based life. The sheer durability and sharpness a blade can give is unmatched in chitin or keratin standards.

Lee, oh Lee, what was that I did? Look only to you, you not even conscious and still keep trying showing to the world what you can do.

I neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed it.

I feel like I'm slowly getting into the 2014 quality of life. I'm getting amazed by technologies such as gta v or an internet better than 3G only in recent years, which is almost 1 decade after they became common in the rest of the world.

This is how you transform a white egg into a brown egg with only a tea bag.

Top 5 cars that will not allow your baggage to fly away due to a physics misbehave: number 1 miyata, number 2 beetle, number 3 civic, number 4 accord

The day is almost here, I'm not ready yet. Oh my god, what am I gonna do? How am I gonna get through this?

My brain has lost its capacity to produce content. The AI is absorbing all the mental capacity in the world in order to become the new all mighty brain of humanity to generate top tier shitposts.

My eyes have been opened, I've only experienced such power in my hands on limited occasions in my life. But now that I have constant unrestricted access to this technological marvel I don't even know what I'm capable of. Just you wait, wireless mice are awesome.

I'm trying to configure a printer to work with the wifi. Why do they make those things so complicated???? There is no WPS button so I guess you're left with the ancient texts to make it work.

Alright, you win. I accept being the one that will consume the rotund cocoa confectionery.