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snowflake-sweetheart

“your order’s arrived~!”

(-> somebody sings out. it seems the anon’s back, carrying your promised candy canes!)

“merry christmas, kid! gotcha a gooood portion of flavors ta’ share round’ with your siblings!”

"O-Oh! Thank you!" -> He smiles brightly, his little wings fluttering with delight.

mencoffeeanon

“no worries, pal. have a good one.”

(they hand you the box, patting your head a last time before vanishing again. the box contains a variety of flavored candy canes- a mix of bubblegum, toffee, tutti frutti, and blue raspberry join good ol’ original flavored canes in the box’s allocated spots.)

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snowflake-sweetheart

“heyy, icedagger! what’re ya’ up to?”

(-> in spawns a stranger with a filled coffee cup for a hat! weird choice of accessory, but they seem to be carrying it around just fine.)

"O-Oh! Hello there!" -> He smiles brightly, his moth wings waggling happily. "I-I'm preparing Christmas presents for my siblings...!"

mencoffeeanon

“well, ain’t ya’ a sweetheart!”

(they smile warmly.)

“i’m sure ya’ siblings’ll appreciate your efforts. how bout ya’? y’got anything for yourself? it’s nice ta’ give, but y’gotta make sure you treat yourself a little, too.”

snowflake-sweetheart

"Well..." -> He hums and places down a present wrapped in purple and pale pink wrapping paper. "I don't really get anything for myself...! J-Just getting to see my siblings happy and enjoying my presents is gift enough!"

mencoffeeanon

(they playfully pinched your cheek.)

“well, that’s surely generous of ya’! surely i’ll see if i can find ya’ somethin’ myself… do you like candycanes, kid?”

“aside from that, anythin’ you plannin’ on doin with your siblings this coming holiday? you attending a family reunion of some sort?”

snowflake-sweetheart

"I-I'm.... I'm not a kid...!" -> He puffs out his cheeks slightly. He wasn't mad that people kept mistaking him for a child, he understood why people thought he was given how small and soft he was. "I-I'm uh.... 100 something years old... B-But I do like candy canes...! I-I hope my other siblings do too..."

mencoffeeanon

“sorry bout’ that then! you’re, uh… a little short for someone that age.”

(they removed their hand, standing back.)

“say, what d’you think bout’ a nice big package of candy canes, hm? i’m sure that’s possible for ya’!”

snowflake-sweetheart

"It's okay... A-A lot of people think I'm a child because I'm just... Very small! Small and child-looking...! A-All of my siblings are big and tall and strong..." "But I'm strong too!" -> He giggles, a little sparkle in those pretty blue eyes of his! "A-And yeah... A package of candy canes would be nice..."

mencoffeeanon

“i bet’cha are. one package of candy canes comin’ up for ya’, kid!”

(-> they disappear into thin air, as quickly as they’ve come, their final message telling you to “sit tight!”.)

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snowflake-sweetheart

“heyy, icedagger! what’re ya’ up to?”

(-> in spawns a stranger with a filled coffee cup for a hat! weird choice of accessory, but they seem to be carrying it around just fine.)

"O-Oh! Hello there!" -> He smiles brightly, his moth wings waggling happily. "I-I'm preparing Christmas presents for my siblings...!"

mencoffeeanon

“well, ain’t ya’ a sweetheart!”

(they smile warmly.)

“i’m sure ya’ siblings’ll appreciate your efforts. how bout ya’? y’got anything for yourself? it’s nice ta’ give, but y’gotta make sure you treat yourself a little, too.”

snowflake-sweetheart

"Well..." -> He hums and places down a present wrapped in purple and pale pink wrapping paper. "I don't really get anything for myself...! J-Just getting to see my siblings happy and enjoying my presents is gift enough!"

mencoffeeanon

(they playfully pinched your cheek.)

“well, that’s surely generous of ya’! surely i’ll see if i can find ya’ somethin’ myself… do you like candycanes, kid?”

“aside from that, anythin’ you plannin’ on doin with your siblings this coming holiday? you attending a family reunion of some sort?”

snowflake-sweetheart

"I-I'm.... I'm not a kid...!" -> He puffs out his cheeks slightly. He wasn't mad that people kept mistaking him for a child, he understood why people thought he was given how small and soft he was. "I-I'm uh.... 100 something years old... B-But I do like candy canes...! I-I hope my other siblings do too..."

mencoffeeanon

“sorry bout’ that then! you’re, uh… a little short for someone that age.”

(they removed their hand, standing back.)

“say, what d’you think bout’ a nice big package of candy canes, hm? i’m sure that’s possible for ya’!”

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snowflake-sweetheart

“heyy, icedagger! what’re ya’ up to?”

(-> in spawns a stranger with a filled coffee cup for a hat! weird choice of accessory, but they seem to be carrying it around just fine.)

"O-Oh! Hello there!" -> He smiles brightly, his moth wings waggling happily. "I-I'm preparing Christmas presents for my siblings...!"

mencoffeeanon

“well, ain’t ya’ a sweetheart!”

(they smile warmly.)

“i’m sure ya’ siblings’ll appreciate your efforts. how bout ya’? y’got anything for yourself? it’s nice ta’ give, but y’gotta make sure you treat yourself a little, too.”

snowflake-sweetheart

"Well..." -> He hums and places down a present wrapped in purple and pale pink wrapping paper. "I don't really get anything for myself...! J-Just getting to see my siblings happy and enjoying my presents is gift enough!"

mencoffeeanon

(they playfully pinched your cheek.)

“well, that’s surely generous of ya’! surely i’ll see if i can find ya’ somethin’ myself… do you like candycanes, kid?”

“aside from that, anythin’ you plannin’ on doin with your siblings this coming holiday? you attending a family reunion of some sort?”

#men ☕️ anon

snowflake-sweetheart

“heyy, icedagger! what’re ya’ up to?”

(-> in spawns a stranger with a filled coffee cup for a hat! weird choice of accessory, but they seem to be carrying it around just fine.)

"O-Oh! Hello there!" -> He smiles brightly, his moth wings waggling happily. "I-I'm preparing Christmas presents for my siblings...!"

mencoffeeanon

“well, ain’t ya’ a sweetheart!”

(they smile warmly.)

“i’m sure ya’ siblings’ll appreciate your efforts. how bout ya’? y’got anything for yourself? it’s nice ta’ give, but y’gotta make sure you treat yourself a little, too.”

#men ☕️ anon

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death-within-stardust

“hey, got some results for ya’!”

(they’re back!)

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"You did...?" "What did they say...?"

mencoffeeanon

“neither of them believed me. they weren’t bein’ slick bout’ it.

(they shrugged)

“stargazer rocket claimed he was fine and he appreciated that you asked, buuut egobworder didn’t exactly say anything in response.”

“is contact with the dead not really a… thing round’ here? they didn’t exactly look happy to see me, but they probably had other affairs.”

death-within-stardust

"Talking to the undead is... Generally an unnatural thing, yes. There's really only one deity who's able to do such a thing, which is Lord Ghostwalker." "I suppose they might not believe you since I've been dead and gone for so long... But as long as they're both safe and sound then that's all that matters to me..."

mencoffeeanon

"i'm more of an 'anon' and not so much a deity, if we're bein' honest."

"but they got your message! responses were a tad contradictory, but i did the best i could."

death-within-stardust

"Well... Your efforts are appreciated even if the boys weren't the most pleasant to you... I do hope they'll be well either way..."

mencoffeeanon

"it ain't a bother! i hope ya' kids are alright as well. happy i could be of assistance, g-zuka."

(they smiled.)

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death-within-stardust

“hey, got some results for ya’!”

(they’re back!)

-men ☕️

"You did...?" "What did they say...?"

mencoffeeanon

“neither of them believed me. they weren’t bein’ slick bout’ it.

(they shrugged)

“stargazer rocket claimed he was fine and he appreciated that you asked, buuut egobworder didn’t exactly say anything in response.”

“is contact with the dead not really a… thing round’ here? they didn’t exactly look happy to see me, but they probably had other affairs.”

death-within-stardust

"Talking to the undead is... Generally an unnatural thing, yes. There's really only one deity who's able to do such a thing, which is Lord Ghostwalker." "I suppose they might not believe you since I've been dead and gone for so long... But as long as they're both safe and sound then that's all that matters to me..."

mencoffeeanon

"i'm more of an 'anon' and not so much a deity, if we're bein' honest."

"but they got your message! responses were a tad contradictory, but i did the best i could."

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death-within-stardust

“hey, got some results for ya’!”

(they’re back!)

-men ☕️

"You did...?" "What did they say...?"

mencoffeeanon

“neither of them believed me. they weren’t bein’ slick bout’ it.

(they shrugged)

“stargazer rocket claimed he was fine and he appreciated that you asked, buuut egobworder didn’t exactly say anything in response.”

“is contact with the dead not really a… thing round’ here? they didn’t exactly look happy to see me, but they probably had other affairs.”

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captain-of-playground

(-> an anon arrives, although standing up this time.)

“good evenin’! got a message for you, otter boy!”

“Please refrain from calling me that. What’s it you need?”

He looked tired and exhausted but his body lunge and emotions changed in an instant. His moody mood changed to his knightly duty personality.

mencoffeeanon

"noted for future reference."

"your father called! galactic zuka, to be exact."

"he wants to know how you're doing! how your life is... things of the sort. he says he misses you, and he's sorry he can't be with you or your brother for the holidays."

captain-of-playground

Ego’s demeanor changed back to what it was before. He seemed unamused, annoyed even.

“….i don’t have time for pranks.”

mencoffeeanon

(they huff. they’re not giving up anytime soon.)

“what makes you think this is a prank, pray tell?”

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captain-of-playground

(-> an anon arrives, although standing up this time.)

“good evenin’! got a message for you, otter boy!”

“Please refrain from calling me that. What’s it you need?”

He looked tired and exhausted but his body lunge and emotions changed in an instant. His moody mood changed to his knightly duty personality.

mencoffeeanon

"noted for future reference."

"your father called! galactic zuka, to be exact."

"he wants to know how you're doing! how your life is... things of the sort. he says he misses you, and he's sorry he can't be with you or your brother for the holidays."

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stargazers-paradise

"hey there, star kid!"

(-> a sudden visitor has arrived, with a message to give!) (-> you're... not quite sure of why they slid in like that, however.)

-> The prince, who seemed considerably agitated at the moment, merely glanced at you and didn't say a word.

mencoffeeanon

(they seem to catch the hint)

“i’ll make it quick!”

“your father called. he wants to know how you and your… fiance? yep, fiance are doing!”

“he misses you and your brother. he says he’s sorry he can’t spend the holidays with you.”

stargazers-paradise

-> He was... A little shocked to have someone mention his dead father. The prince assumed the king was long gone... Maybe their was hope of seeing him again someday... "We're fine." -> That was a lie, but this stranger didn't need to know that. "We're fine. Tell my father that I appreciate him wanting to check up on us." -> He didn't entirely believe this stranger knew his father's ghost...

mencoffeeanon

(that seemed fair enough to them.)

“will do. just to be clear… your father is somebody called ‘galactic zuka’, correct? just to make sure i’ve got the right person, stargazer.”

(it wasn’t exactly clear how the anon knew both of their names, but they didn’t hold any malicious intent.)

stargazers-paradise

"Yes." -> He crossed his arms behind his back, squinting at you slightly. Eyup... He had the same eyes as G. Zuka. Pools of blackness with bright white pupils...

mencoffeeanon

“thaaaatt is all i have to say. thank ya’!”

“one down, one to go.”

(the anon gets up and zooms away.)

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kedreeva

Excuse the state of my microwave but here's my $30, 20-year-old microwave from college (which still works fine!)

I use 5 of these buttons. 10sec, +1min/start, pause/cancel, and then RARELY, popcorn or defrost and honestly if I had neither it would be fine. I could cook popcorn with my air popper or just cook it by listening to the popping interval if it was a bag, and I usually thaw stuff in the sink or fridge. I could see leaving power level on there for fussy people, but I can't recall a time I've ever used it for any reason. The rest are definitely superfluous.

subversivecynic

Wtf time is 2:68

I appreciate the defrost/power level bc it makes it easy to soften butter/warms precooked sandwiches better and more evenly.

kedreeva

I like my devices as stupid as possible. This thing is made to heat up food, it doesn't need to be able to tell what time it is. It should have zero insights into anything outside of its shelf. It cannot communicate with any other device to learn more. My microwave is in the garden of eden and it has no idea where the apple tree is. Let it think the time is 2:68.

stargazers-paradise

"hey there, star kid!"

(-> a sudden visitor has arrived, with a message to give!) (-> you're... not quite sure of why they slid in like that, however.)

-> The prince, who seemed considerably agitated at the moment, merely glanced at you and didn't say a word.

mencoffeeanon

(they seem to catch the hint)

“i’ll make it quick!”

“your father called. he wants to know how you and your… fiance? yep, fiance are doing!”

“he misses you and your brother. he says he’s sorry he can’t spend the holidays with you.”

stargazers-paradise

-> He was... A little shocked to have someone mention his dead father. The prince assumed the king was long gone... Maybe their was hope of seeing him again someday... "We're fine." -> That was a lie, but this stranger didn't need to know that. "We're fine. Tell my father that I appreciate him wanting to check up on us." -> He didn't entirely believe this stranger knew his father's ghost...

mencoffeeanon

(that seemed fair enough to them.)

“will do. just to be clear… your father is somebody called ‘galactic zuka’, correct? just to make sure i’ve got the right person, stargazer.”

(it wasn’t exactly clear how the anon knew both of their names, but they didn’t hold any malicious intent.)

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stargazers-paradise

"hey there, star kid!"

(-> a sudden visitor has arrived, with a message to give!) (-> you're... not quite sure of why they slid in like that, however.)

-> The prince, who seemed considerably agitated at the moment, merely glanced at you and didn't say a word.

mencoffeeanon

(they seem to catch the hint)

“i’ll make it quick!”

“your father called. he wants to know how you and your… fiance? yep, fiance are doing!”

“he misses you and your brother. he says he’s sorry he can’t spend the holidays with you.”

#men ☕️ anon

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