Sentence Starters

‘ I really did hit one. ‘

‘ It runs in the family. ‘

‘ It’s not so much what you look like, it’s what’s inside he can’t stand. ‘

‘ Stop trying so hard to be something you’re not! ‘

‘ You must feel horrible. You’ve lost everything. ‘

‘ I was a coward! I was weak! ‘

‘ Get me down from here! ‘

‘ See? Nothing to be afraid of. ‘

‘ I’m sorry. For everything. ‘

‘ You don’t have to go up there. ‘

‘ Thanks for stopping by and for the, uh, the breast-hat... ‘

‘ Stay out of my way! I’m winning this thing! ‘

‘ NO! YOU SON OF A HALF-TROLL, RAT-EATING, MUNGE-BUCKET! ‘

‘ Looks like you and me are taking a little vacation. Forever. ‘

‘ I want to know what’s going on. ‘

‘ I, I know, this... looks really bad, but, you see, this is uh... ‘

‘ I’m through with the lies! I’ve been making... outfits! ‘

‘ You scared him. ‘

‘ Watch out babe, I’ll take care of this. ‘

‘ You brought him back alive! ‘

‘ Ooooh, love on the battlefield! ‘

‘ You’re crazy! I like that. ‘

‘ Aw, come on, let me out, please? ‘

‘ You, sir, are playing a dangerous game! ‘

‘ Alright, I admit it. This is pretty cool. ‘

‘ Oh, the gods hate me. ‘

‘ Get your hands off my shield! ‘

‘ This conversation is feeling very one-sided. ‘

‘ I knew it. I’m dead. ‘

‘ Just promise me it won’t go wrong. ‘

‘ Everytime you step outside, disaster falls. ‘

‘ Oh, I'm hurt! I am very much hurt! ‘

‘ We had a deal! ‘

‘ For once in your life, would you please listen to me? ‘

‘ I moved into my parents’ basement. You should stop by sometime. ‘

‘ Your mom let you get a tattoo? ‘

‘ I swear, I'm so angry right now! ‘

‘ What's wrong, buddy? Got something in your eye? ‘

‘ You're small and you're weak. That'll make you less of a target! ‘

‘ Isn’t it a little early for your sexual deviancy? ‘

‘ How the tables have tabled. ‘

‘ This is me at peak romance, _____. This is all you get. ‘

‘ I’m always ready to lie to your face. ‘

‘ We can’t let a goat bully us out our house! ‘

‘ How is “won’t” a contraction of will not? Shouldn’t it be “willn’t”? ‘

‘ Yeah, the moon is pretty far away. At least ten miles. ‘

‘ It’s not a sex party, it’s a fetish festival. ‘

‘ Wait, is this a kink? ‘

‘ I don’t want to be an adult either, buddy, but if I have to do it so do you! Come out of that fucking cocoon! ‘

‘ I think I represent all types of panic pretty well actually. ‘

‘ Please go to church. ‘

‘ It’s a God, you blasphemous fuck. ‘

‘ _____ is perfectly evolved to eat ass. ‘

‘ Shut the up fuck I hate you. ‘

‘ I can’t kill you, where else am I going to get this entertainment? ‘

‘ I am not being held accountable for your evil. ‘

‘ ____, whatever you do, do not fuck the enemy. ‘

‘ Good. This is a nice amount of injuries. Zero. Let’s aspire to this again. ‘

‘ Stop doing that thing with your face. ‘

‘ I have no idea how that arrow got there. Are we sure it wasn’t always there? ‘

‘ She’s immensely attractive and I’m scared she’d hit me. ‘

‘ Honestly, you only have your self to blame for this disappointment. ‘

‘ Don’t you just have a second child if the first isn’t good enough? That’s what my dad did. ‘ 

‘ I’m toying with adulthood but I’m not totally there yet. ‘

‘ Breathing. Another male privilege. ‘

‘ Why would you drink this, and why does it look like chocolate? ‘

‘ You sense sobriety from someone who doesn’t want to be sober. ‘

‘ I had a furry phase but it was an accident. ‘

‘ Please don’t call semen impregnation fluid. ‘

‘ We didn’t fail. That suggests we’re finished. ‘

‘ This is why we can’t be together. ‘

‘ You’d make a lovely wife! ‘

‘ It was well intentioned violence. Benevoiolence. ‘

‘ Humiliation can be a useful tool for improvement. ‘

‘ I’m naming my first grey hair after you. ‘

‘ It’s cute, bitch. ‘

‘ Wipe that fucking grin off your face, you sack of shit. ‘

‘ You don’t need to whip it out that often. ‘

‘ I can believe things that are true and things that aren't true. ‘

‘ Life is what happens when you're alive and you might as well lie back and enjoy it. ‘

‘ Once you learn your answers, you can never unlearn them. ‘

‘ The really dangerous people believe they are doing whatever they are doing solely and only because it is without question the right thing to do. ‘

‘ I believe that all men are just overgrown boys with deep problems communicating. ‘

‘ This country would get along much better if people learned how to suffer in silence. ‘

‘ Fuck you and fuck your mother and fuck the fucking horse you fucking rode in on. ‘

‘ You will die with a kiss on your lips and a lie in your heart. ‘

‘ Don't start anything you're not prepared to finish. ‘

‘ I want to be alive again. Not in this half-life. I want to be really alive. ‘

‘ Goodbyes are overrated. ‘

‘ You’re fucked up, _____. But you’re cool. ‘

‘ Aren’t you going to show it to me? I’ll show you mine. ‘

 ‘ Some things may never change. People, however... people stay the same. ‘

‘ I could be blindfolded and dropped into the deepest ocean and I would know where to find you. ‘

‘ I could be buried a hundred miles underground and I would know where you are. ‘ 

‘ I believe that anyone who says that sex is overrated just hasn't done it properly. ‘ 

‘ You’re slow, but you get there in the end. ‘

‘ I'm tired of mysteries. ‘

‘ You shine like a beacon in a dark world. ‘

‘ I think there are several aspects of our marriage we're going to have to work on. ‘

‘ The outcome of the battle is unimportant. What matters is the chaos, and the slaughter. ‘ 

‘ You can always cheat an honest man, but it takes more work. ‘

‘ What makes you think I'm giving you a ride? ‘ 

‘ That's when I miss you most. When you're here. When you aren't here, when you're just a ghost of the past or a dream from another life, it's easier then. ‘

‘ Mostly you are what they say you are. ‘

‘ You are so full of shit it’s a wonder your eyes don’t turn brown. ‘

‘ You are the nearest thing I have to life. ‘

' You’re walking on gallows ground, and there’s a rope around your neck. ‘

‘ Something feels weird. ‘

‘ It’s all in your head. Best not to think about it. ‘

‘ Just because you’re small, doesn’t mean you got no power. ‘

‘ If they think you're a hero, they're wrong. ‘

‘ I feel like I'm in a world with its own sense of logic. ‘

‘ Whoever-the-fuck you are, there isn't enough money in the world. ‘

‘ It's the unwrapping that's half the fun. ‘

‘ It’s all imaginary anyway. ‘

‘ This is a poor place for Gods. ‘

‘ I love you is a good thing to say if you can mean it. ‘

‘ It's different... thinking that you're going to die and knowing that you will. ‘

‘ Every time I shut my eyes... it's always the same. ‘

‘ We’re only stardust. ‘

‘ I think it will be beautiful. ‘

‘ Just to make it absolutely clear there's no way we're going to do that. ‘

‘ You and the darkness are distinct from each other because darkness is an absence of something. ‘

‘ There is nothing, literally nothing more important than completing our mission. ‘

‘ We should split up. ‘

‘ Find a kindness. ‘

‘ Are you an angel? Has the time come? I've been waiting so long. ‘

‘ Make it easy for him. Somehow. ‘

‘ May I make a counter-argument? ‘

‘ We have an excess of manliness right now. ‘

‘ I know the argument. I know the logic. ‘

‘ What are you asking? ‘

‘ We'll vote this time. ‘

‘ The rest of us are lower priority. ‘

‘ I'm not sure that's such a good idea. ‘

‘ No, I’m not scared. ‘

‘ The point about darkness is, you float in it. ‘

‘ You are dying. ‘

‘ Mankind faces extinction. ‘

‘ Do I have to spell it out for you? ‘

‘ Not your God. Mine! ‘

‘ Finish it. ‘

‘ You have to move now. ‘

‘ Eighty percent of dust is human skin. ‘

‘ We're going to die out here. ‘

‘ Where is the fifth crew member? ‘

‘ It's too far. ‘

‘ What do you see? ‘

‘ I won’t lose track again. ‘

‘ That's the distress beacon. ‘

‘ There will be nothing to show that we were ever here. ‘

‘ If you wake up one morning and it's a particularly beautiful day, you'll know we made it. ‘

‘ I don't think it was a lack of oxygen. ‘

‘ We should never have gone off the mission. ‘

‘ There will be nothing to show that we were ever here... but stardust. ‘

‘ A moment will come when just one man remains. ‘

‘ I'm all for conversation, but maybe you could just shut up for a moment? ‘

‘ I don't know. And even if I did know, I wouldn't tell someone like you. ‘

‘ In reality, you and I are in the same business. ‘

‘ Honor's killed millions of people. ‘

‘ I am a meat popsicle. ‘

‘ Do you have, uh... a shorter name? ‘

‘ We're newlyweds. Just met. You know how it is. ‘

‘ We bumped into each other, sparks happen. ‘

‘ Anyway, we’re in love. ‘

‘ I speak two languages. ‘

‘ I'm very disappointed. ‘

‘ Everything you create, you use to destroy. ‘

‘ Yeah, we call it human nature. ‘

‘ I don't know love. ‘

‘ If you want something done, do it yourself. ‘

‘ I'm, uh, looking for a priest. ‘

‘ I have a doubt. ‘

‘ You wanna play it soft. We'll play it soft. You wanna play it hard. Let's play it hard. ‘

‘ I'm really sorry to have to resort to these methods, _____. ‘

‘ We're not on a vacation, we're on a mission! ‘

‘ Look, I just got in. I just smashed my cab, I lost my job, I got mugged. Besides that, everything's peachy. Thanks for asking. ‘

‘ Is that your idea of a discreet operation? ‘

‘ Gimme da cash! ‘

‘ Quiver ladies, quiver. ‘

‘ I need a tan! I need a cocktail! ‘

‘ Sounds like a freak of nature to me. ‘

‘ I'd... like to take a few pictures... for the archives. ‘

‘ _____, I realize you that must be pretty mad at me, but I want you to know that I am fighting for a noble cause. ‘

‘ Am I disturbing you? ‘

‘ Torture who you have to, _____, I don’t care. ‘

‘ Don’t breathe. ‘

‘ I don’t like warriors. Too narrow minded. ‘

‘ My compliments, little lady. ‘

‘ Thank you for doing all the dirty work. ‘

‘ You humans act so strange. ‘

‘ What’s wrong with you!? What are you screaming for!? ‘

‘ Evil begets evil. ‘

‘ I don’t like uninvited guests. ‘

‘ Oh, so you speak English now. ‘