Stages of Relationships Starters
âWill you go out with me?â
âWhat do you say? You and me, that great pizza place downtown, tonight?â
âYou lookâ amazing tonight.â
âJust one date. I promise. You wonât regret it.â
âI had an amazing time tonight. Iâd love to do it again, sometime.â
âI know weâve only just met, but Iâd really like to take you out tonight.â
âI promise, Iâm usually better at thisââ
âThis is my favorite restaurant. Youâre gonna love it.â
âWow, you look even better than your online profile.â
âItâs so amazing to finally meet you, in person.â
âDo youâ wanna come upstairs/inside?â
âI can walk you home, if youâd like.â
âI wasnât sure youâd show up. But Iâm glad you did.â
âI was starting to think youâd stood me up.â
âOh, God, my ex is here.â
âSo, do I get a goodnight kiss?â
âIâm not great at first impressions, am I?â
âI know weâve been on two dates this week, alreadyâ but how about another?â
âWhoa, that is off-limits until, like, the tenth date!â
âWait, youâve really never been on a date before?â
Stage 2 â Love/Intimacy:
âI think Iâm in love with you.â
âPleaseâ just kiss me.â
âI donât want you to go. Stay the night?â
âCome a little closerâ please.â
âDo you think you might be readyâ to take the next step?â
âI didnât know what real happiness was until I met you.â
âGod, you are so perfect.â
âStopâ youâre making me blush.â
âJust when I thought I couldnât possibly love you moreâyou do this.â
âI know itâs soon, but I think Iâm falling in love with you.â
âIâve been in love with you for monthsâI was just too scared to admit it.â
âJust one more kissâokay, one moreâjust one moââ
Soâhow do you say âI love youâ in your mother tongue?â
âIâm sorryâ Iâm just not ready for sex, yet.â
âMy roommate is out of townâwhy donât you just stay over?â
âSo, I was googling ideas for our date. I found something called Netflix & ChillâI think we should do that.â
âI think we should move-in together.â
Stage 3 â Marriage Proposal:
â_____, will you marry me?â
âI want to spend the rest of my life with you.â
âI always thought that marriage was just a shameâ but with you, I think itâs worth it.â
âRemember that time when (insert significant moment)? It got me thinking.â
âSo, thereâs something Iâve been wanting to ask you for awhile now.â
âIâve been carrying this around in my pocket for a month, waiting for the right time. There is no right moment. So, Iâm just going to go ahead and ask right now.â
âYou make me a better person, and I want that forever.â
âLetâs run away together. Elope. Sounds like an adventure.â
âDammit, my hands are shaking. Hold on, Iâm super nervous.â
âCan we talk about this in private?â
âWhy are you kneeling?â
âIâI donât know what to say?â
âI thought you didnât want to get married.â
âI knew there was a reason you were acting funny all day!â
âSo, whatâs the occasion? You never plan dates this fancy.â
âI know I said I didnât want to settle down, butââ
âI asked your dad for your hand in marriage. Now, itâs time to ask you.â
âOf course Iâll marry you. Did you think Iâd say ânoâ?â
âIf this is about the babyâ donât do this. Thatâs not a good reason to get married.â
Stage 4 â Wedding & Honeymoon:
âIâm so nervous I could throw up. Someone get me a drink!â
âPlease, get some sleep. Our big day is tomorrow. Itâs gonna be amazing!â
âI canât wait to marry you tomorrow.â
âNah, omens are fake. No one believes that stuff. Tomorrow is gonna be perfect.â
âI promise Iâm not getting cold feet, Iâm just really nervous my ex is going to show up and ruin everything.â
âWeâre married! Weâre actually married now. I get to call you my husband/wife forever!â
âI know the guests are waiting at the receptionâbut I need a few minutes alone with my new wife/husband. Come here, youââ
âDo you think weâd get in trouble for skipping our own reception? I canât wait to get out of here and start our honeymoon!â
âI know itâs supposedly bad luck for the groom to see the bride before the weddingâ but how do I look?â
âPop the champagne! Letâs get this party started!â
âI know this day has been a disaster from the startâbut Iâve never been happier, now that youâre mine.â
âIâd like to propose a toast to my bride/groomââ
âWowâyou look stunning!â
âDonât panicâ but I the best man/maid of honor is MIA.â
âThis day has been perfect. I hope the rest of our lives together is just as amazing.â
âLast night was amazing. Iâm glad we waited until we were married.â
âLetâs just stay in bed all day. Order room service. Maybe have a bubble bath. I have you all to myself, now.â
Stage 5 â Domestic Life:
âThe food is not burnt. Itâsâslightly toasted.â
âTampons? You want me to buy you tampons? Me?â
âWhat do you mean, you lost the keys? This is the third time this week.â
âChange the channel, and I will kill you. Iâve been waiting for this show all day.â
âMy underwear are all bright pink, now. Thank you for that.â
âDid you forget to walk the dog? He just made a puddle on the floor.â
âYou, me, PJâs, bed. PJâs are totally optional, by the way.â
âI know you donât like my parents, but we have to visit them sometime.â
âHow about we never mention this situation again?â
âYou should call the doctor about that. Donât try to macho your way through it.â
âSo, I got all the groceries. Except for this last one on the list. Is that an actual word, or did you just scribble something random with your elbow?â
âDid you steal my shirt again?â
âI made dinner. Your favorite.â
âWaitâyou want me to wear that? In bed? It doesnât cover anything!â
âI just bought this dress/shirt/etc at the store today. How do I look?â
âYou look tense. You want a massage?â
âI just started a bath. Care to join me?â
âThank you for taking care of the laundry.â
âDid you pay the bills today? I donât get paid until tomorrow.â
âI couldnât sleep either. Want me to make you some tea?â
Stage 6 â Pregnancy & Birth:
âI think I want to start a family, now.â
âWhat do you say we make a baby tonight?â
âWhat do you mean, you stopped taking your birth control?!â
âIâm out of condoms. Are you sure you still want to do this?â
âSoâif we were to hypothetically have a baby, how would you react?â
âI took a pregnancy test today.â
âHave you been to the doctor yet, about that stomach bug?â
âYouâre pregnant!? How far along?â
âWhen were you gonna tell me you were pregnant?â
âWe havenât told _____, yet. We should call them.â
âWho do you think we should name the godparents?â
âHow are you feeling? Need me to rub your back? Get you something to eat? Turn the air down?â
âWhat do you think about (insert baby name), for a girlâ or (insert baby name) for a boy?â
âDo you want to feel them? Theyâre kicking up a storm, right now.â
âDid you hear that? They said weâre having a boy/girl!â
âPlease donât freak out, but Iâm pregnantâ I SAID DONâT FREAK OUT!â
âI think my water just broke!â
âWe need to go to the hospital. Now!â
âJust squeeze my hand. Itâs gonna be alright. Iâm here.â
âOne more push! You can do it!â
âThey have your eyesââ
âCan you run to the store? Weâre out of diapers, again.â
âIs it even possible for one baby to scream so much?â
âUgh, they spit up on my good shirt.â
âTheyâre your kid before 5am.â
Shhhâtheyâre finally asleep.â
âIâve been up since 4am. Itâs your turn.â
âWe make damn beautiful babies, donât we?â
âThe kids wonât stop fighting, again.â
â_____ got sent home from school for fighting.â
â_____ came home sick today. Great.â
âHow do they outgrow their clothes so damn fast?â
âTheir first word better not be a curse word. If it is, itâs your fault.â
âI think weâre damn good parents.â
âWhy are both you, AND the baby, crying?â
âCan you help _____ with their homework tonight, while I make dinner?â
âItâs your turn to change the dirty diaper.â
âIs locking the kids in the closetâagainst the law?â
âNo. Sheâs not allowed to date. Ever. End of discussion.â
âWow, they have a very natural talent for _____. Maybe theyâll be a _____ when they grow up.â