Starters from “Letterkenny”
“Pitter patter let’s get at’er.”
“It’s a great day for ___.”
“That’s a Texas-sized 10-4.”
“Fuck, I could watch kids fall off bikes all day, I don't give a shit about your kids.”
"It's like algebra...why you gotta put numbers and letters together?”
“Why can't you just go fuck yourself?"
“Is a duck's ass water-tight?”
“I'm stomping the brakes, put that idea right through the fucking windshield.”
“Give yer balls a tug, ya tit-fucker.”
"You wanna 68? That's when you go down on me... And I'll owe ya one."
“What sort of backwards fuckin' pageantry is that?”
“You wanna come to a super soft birthday party?”
“ One time my cousin, he tore open his ballsack tryin' to do a skateboard trick, and he had to show it to his mom.”
“You're made of spare parts aren't you, bud?”
“Just call me cake, cause I'm going straight to your ass, cowboy.”
“There’s cake?”
“All right, how do we fuck this pig?”
“Dirty fuckin’ dangles, boys!”
“That’s the best ass wash of your life right there.”
“Well, there’s nothing better than a good fart.”
