always and forever more

Girl all you gotta do is divide 48 by four it’s literally the easiest part

How did you fuck up rice?

And how did you fuck up so bad that it emerges from the depths of hell in one huge block?

does whatever a sipdre cna

the satisfaction

One time in like 5th grade I had this teacher and she gave us all bottles of shit like this and told us to squeeze it all out and of course we were like fuck yeah and did it and then she said, “Now, try and shove it all back in the container.” Of course we all tried, and then stared at her confused as shit. When we all obviously gave up, she said, “In the moment, you were so consumed with what you were doing that you didn’t realize the mess you were making. Then, after it was so quickly and easily poured out, you realize it is impossible to put it all back in. Remember this for the rest of your lives when it comes to the words that come out of your mouth” and we were like 10 so we were like yeah ok whatever lady, but somehow to this day I think of it constantly. 

i’m scREaming at ursula omG

OH MY GOD THE DBZ REFERENCE IN THAT LAST ONE O.O

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