pros of being a cow:
No one expects anything from you other than being docile
Everyone understanda that thinking is just too hard for cows
Sensitive nipples make getting milked orgasmic
All the cowprint clothes are the cutest things ever
Wearing a bell to reminds you of your place
Moooooo!!!
cons of being a cow:
my dumb cow brain is too dumb to think of anything bad about being a cow


















