Seokmin: sugar

Hoshi: honey

Jeonghan: flour

Seungkwan: egg

Vernon: ½ pound butter

Wonwoo: stir

Joshua: pour into pan

Junhui: preheat oven to 375°

Minghao: bake for 15-20 minutes

Mingyu: take out of oven

Jihoon: cut into slices

Dino: put onto plate

[Dramatic *dum* sound]

Northerner: Cold? You don’t understand cold.

Southerner: I mean it’s colder than usual for us

Northerner: Where I’m from, this is what we call a sweltering, sweaty, hot day.

Southerner: I was just saying, compared to other days, it’s a little colder

[Background music becomes more intense with time]

Northerner: Stop sobbing and complaining to me about how freezing cold and miserable you are! You don’t know the meaning of the word miserable!

Southerner: I wasn’t

Northerner: You’re weak. You know nothing of this world. You make me sick.

[Background music stops]