Melody Xue'e Han-Wayne

with how many times I've been kidnapped by demon-worshipping cults I'm starting to think I might actually BE a demon

I mean how bad will it be if I burn down the British Museum

Sometimes I forget just how good Damian can mimic voices

Other kids procrastinate their assignments by gaming or going out with friends. I procrastinate by going out to punch villains in the face

I wish I had more friends :(

Credit where credit's due, at least the Joker is creative enough to not repeat the same shtick twice

Hey Red Robin, I love you and I appreciate your help but I never asked you to embezzle vigilante funds for the Tian Hui

I think someone stole the Riddler's hat and is trying to frame me for the crime?????

Bugging Tim before he goes to his meeting with Lex Luthor because his conversations with that man are some of the funniest dialogues ever spoken by anyone on this planet

When I go out with Thea in public: she's my sister

Getting real sick and tired of being woken up by Jason and Damian's loud arguing at 3A.M..